Spice Invaders

Ahh Relax your mind The Spicy Girls are here on the planet Earth Are you too spicy? Yes Aye yoo This song is full of valid information, information like Never wee with your knickers on Hold, hold a minute, that's my phone Hello, hello, um, about, I can't believe my, ahh It's um, it's a mad woman, get lost Melanie's always on the phone I'm not always on the phone I used to be always on the phone But now I'm not cause I've got ear rot And she's always late No, I'm not, it's my driver, he drives slow I like this bit I've never been any good at whistling You can hum then, not whistle Uh, hum? eh ha Where's Geri and Mel at this point? I think they're asleep, I thought it was a bit quiet No, Geri's writin' a poem under a tree somewhere No, she's hugging that tree, hug that tree, Geri You'd never guess what, you'd never believe this Alright listen to this Oh what is it, Geri? Ooh what is it? Listen, listen, listen What is it? What is it? Friendship often survives the relationship From which it was neglected What? Ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything Don't you agree? Geri, is you readin' that out of a book? Yeah, ha ha (Ba, ba, bam) La, la, la, ahh That's what you got to do when you get really stressed You just go ahhh I should be over there eatin' my sweets, I think You're so cute, Ginger, you're just so cute Alright Ginge, how's your, beep? No, it's Ginger like Ginger Rogers, it's not like 'Ginge' Well, there's nothing wrong with being Ginger There is nothing wrong, I'm out of a bottle anyway Ha ha ha Baby, Posh and Ginger And we've got Scary and Sporty, yeah Mixed together in a cooking pot You have the Spice Girls Ba, ba, blah I want that Indian bit to come again, where is it? Ahh, we are the chosen ones It didn't last very long, did it? (Ba, ba, bam) Lift your knee up, tap it to the left Gonna lift your knee up, tap it to the left That could be a new dance (Ba, ba, bam) Ha, ha, we don't wanna get in trouble now do we? No, I don't know what you mean by that Though I, you know we're not trying to be offensive (Ba, ba, bam) Exactly Exactly, exactly I quite like that Yeah, I do too