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Smooth Talkin'

by Ninja Sex Party

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You know, Ninja Brian It's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover You also have to be a smooth talker Well, of course I know how to talk to women! Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it your flump That's right Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your horse pa-cunk You like that? Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down And rub my canck up on your schmears (all over your schmears) Your cliver will start to quiver When I grab your slinky noo-putts by the veera (Oh!) open your heart and give me a taste off your fork I'm gonna lightly stroke your flendel till you twerk Then I will gently flick your turffles, baby! Till you scream "oh my God I'm gonna crumble it so hard!" Damn, that's some smooth talking Plenty more where that came from Now, let's all concentrate Here we go baby Now it's, oh wow, a guitar solo, too, hey No it's time to take my tiddly bits and mash them til they gub Oh yeah I've got two nasty doo-dads and they're beggin for a moment with your shnunb Yeah, yeah My sackitty-pack is a figgity-figgity facking And it's only attack will be a mac pack in your coo We're gonna mate till we're trained like two schmaes In time I please you with my shmoo Dinner is served and looks my ba-goick is the main dish So sit down and gobble my sport-a-lif if you wish! Do not have a nice taste of my flappy-swish Let her go, Ninja Brian She's probably just going to think about it Well, if you need me, I'll be in my chambers Schnubbing my own gank!

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