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The Crusher
by Ramones
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Now I want to wrestle in the garden
I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready, I know I'm great
But first I've got to get in shape!
Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up, I swear
This guy, thinks he's the champion
Gonna take his belt, gonna beat him!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring (4x)
I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him, pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use, on that punk!
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you're my victim you're beaten
I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine
Powerful and strong, like King Kong!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring (4x)
Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was me hearing the bell
I mean the Russian Bear, could probably tear
Me limb from limb
He'd probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not, good for my health
I'm not comin' outta this dressing room
And get beaten up, by that goon!
Go back to Russia
Go back home
Don't want to get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
I ain't gonna hide under the bed!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring [Repeat x4]
I'm the Crusher (Crusher!) [Repeat x2]
Now I want to wrestle in the garden
I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready, I know I'm great
But first I've got to get in shape!
Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up, I swear
This guy, thinks he's the champion
Gonna take his belt, gonna beat him!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring (4x)
I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him, pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use, on that punk!
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you're my victim you're beaten
I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine
Powerful and strong, like King Kong!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring (4x)
Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was me hearing the bell
I mean the Russian Bear, could probably tear
Me limb from limb
He'd probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not, good for my health
I'm not comin' outta this dressing room
And get beaten up, by that goon!
Go back to Russia
Go back home
Don't want to get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
I ain't gonna hide under the bed!
I'm the Crusher, king of the ring [Repeat x4]
I'm the Crusher (Crusher!) [Repeat x2]
