TV Is King

I wish I was the man with the mechanical heart I'd conquer all my enemies alone I'd tear the guys apart Then scatter the pieces I wish I was the man in the soundproof booth I wish I had a chance to stump the band Or maybe tell truth And maybe I could win a color television I really love my--television I love to sit by--television Can't live without my--television TV is king You're my everything I wish I had the girl with the bouncy hair We'd ride off in a brand new car Or fly a plane somewhere Like probably Jamaica I brush my teeth, shampoo my hair, and shave my face Apply the necessary aerosol In the appropriate place And we'll spend the night together watching television I can't turn off my--television Don't really know why--television I understand my--television You got your works in a drawer and your color's on track You have to break away but you always come back You make a hundred changes but you're always the same You make me so excited and you make me so lame You're just a tube full of gas and a box full of tin But you show me your charms and I want to jump in Oh if only your chassis was covered with skin 'Cause TV you're my everything I really love my--television I love to sit by--television Can't live without my--television I can't turn off my--television Don't really know why--television I understand my--television I really love my--television TV is king You're my everything TV is king