Song parody of
Seltzer Boy
by Allan Sherman
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Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm goin' tell you boss on you
Oy
Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz
Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is
Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a cool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne
I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the two cents plain
Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm goin' tell Mister Meltzer on you
Seltzer boy
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?
Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm goin' tell you boss on you
Oy
Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz
Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is
Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a cool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne
I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the two cents plain
Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm goin' tell Mister Meltzer on you
Seltzer boy
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?
