Sad Clowns

I don't wait on women I don't open doors I'm not much of a gentleman And by the way, I keep score So if you are thinking You're sitting on top of the world with me Baby, you'd better think again And I don't care for girls Who give compliments to themselves How glamorous they are And how they're really something else I've been taken in By women like that before So baby, you'd better think again I could be more accommodating But somehow it's lost on me All this useless talking About how it's gonna be I'll come along for the ride And this sad clown company Hey baby, you'd better think again Well, I'm about as dependable As a drunkard who needs a drink Have no real interest In what you might say or think But I got the ice cubes And pour you a drink So baby, you'd better think again I could be more accommodating But somehow it's lost on me And all this useless talking About how it's going to be I'll come along for the ride And your sad clown company Baby, you'd better think again I'd like to apologize For all my shortcomings now And sure, I get lonely But I get over it somehow I'm not exactly a young girl's dream 'Cause you figured that out by now So baby, you'd better think again Hey girl, you'd better think again