Take Me Drunk

Well if a drunk mans says what a sober man thinks Then right now I think I'm thikin' out loud a lot Hey girl, you wanna split a shot? Take me drunk, I'm home Out here in the crowd can't hear a thing Wait don't turn around, don't walk away What I really meant to say was Take me drunk, I'm home What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar? I mean a girl in this bar Somebody here take the car of my keys Can't drive with these two hands oh and Take me drunk, I'm home Do it now Well if a pig could fly do you really think a pig might fly Through the front door of Club Klondike Lounge Pick me up and drop me off at my house Take me drunk, I'm home Right at home on the barstool Drinking like a half-lived legend alcoholic with a question mark Liver floatin' like Noah's ark Take me drunk, I'm home What's a dance gotta do to get a girl in this place? I mean a guy in this place Somebody here take the car of my keys Can't drive with these two hands oh and Take me drunk, I'm home Home, sweet home What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar? I mean a girl in this bar Somebody here take the car of my keys Can't drive with these two hands oh and Take me drunk, I'm home (c'mon)