Knife and Fork

[Chorus:] I'm comin' back home to you Stuck to you like crazy glue Don't want to go on living without Something left to shout about We'll play the game of love and fate I'll be the knife and fork, and you be the plate... Now welcome baby to my pad of delights Have a drink... do you like my tights? This switch here'll make the lights go down low And this one here makes all the bubbles go The water's warm, yes, a sunken tub Tonight you'll be joinin' my exclusive club Here now do you want to see somethin' fine? Straight from Singapore... cost me five and nine It's a picture of a man and an Egyptian queen Kept in the family, if you know what I mean [Chorus ] Now I know you'll say my approach is direct But don't throw out this mail before you check We go together like fish and fin Aphrodite and Zeus, water and Gunga Din We'll perform here on this sacrificial slab For your sweet, sweet love, I'll even go back to rehab [Chorus] For you I'll even grow a pencil thin moustache You can put me in chains... I'll wear that wolf mask And you can starve me in your basement for a couple of weeks Just please let me squeeze one of your rosy cheeks I want to float with you on a cumulus cloud I want to take you far away from this maddening crowd You can scratch up my back with your long fingernails We'll drink some weird wine and eat psychedelic snails