Riff Off

She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like a what what what All night long (all night long) Let me see that thong I like it when the beat goes da nam da nam Baby make your booty go da nam da nam (baby) Girl I know you wanna show That thong thong thong thong thong Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your booty Shake your booty Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your booty Shake your booty Shawty had them apple-bottom jeans Boots with the fur (with the fur) The whole club was looking at her She hit the floor (she hit the floor) Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low Low low low low TJ, can you handle this? David, can you handle this? Clay, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly (For this jelly) I don't think you're ready for this jelly (My bootay) I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe I like big butts and I can not lie (no lie) You other brothers can't deny (I won't) When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull out tough Not what matters you know what does? Courtship and chivalry I'll take you to a nice hot meal And I'll tip the waiter I went sky-diving I went rocky mountain climbing I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu (yeehaw) And I loved deeper And I spoke sweeter And I dug my key into the side (to the side) of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass and I'm homebound We are never ever ever Getting back together We are never ever ever Getting back together You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me) But we are never ever ever ever Getting back together What's love got to do, got to do with it What's love, but a second hand emotion What's love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken This is how we do it I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because (This is how we do it) South Central does it like nobody does (This is how we do it) To all my neighbours, you've got much flavour (This is how we do it) Girls should know you better watch out Some guys, some guys are only about That thing, that thing, that thing That girl is poison Never trust a big butt and smile That girl is poison Here we go yo Here we go yo So what so what so, what's the scenario Here we go yo Here we go yo So what so what so, what's the scenario Here we go Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain I got all I need when I got you and I 'Cause I look around me and see a sweet life I'm stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight You're getting me, getting me through the night