Killer Wants To Go To College

Big and fat Pig's supposed to look like that Barnyard thug Sleeps on straw and calls it a rug Yeah that's a rug, OK He's walking down the street And nobody's gonna argue with him He's a half-a-ton of pig meat Up in the hills above the farm Lives a pack of wolves Never did no harm Sleep all day Hunt till four Maybe catch a couple of rodents You know carnivore Sheep in the meadow Nibbling on some clover One of the sheep wanders over Sits by a rock Separated from the flock He's just sitting by a rock Where'd he go? I don't know Well he was here a minute ago I don't know Sheep's dead Got a gash as big as a wolf's head Oh God Big and fat Pig's supposed to look like that Wallowing in lanolin He's rubbing it into his pigskin Police going crazy Let's get him Let's get that wolf Let's get him Let's get that wolf Let's get him Let's kill him, let's get him Let's kill him Court-appointed lawyer wasn't very bright Oh maybe he was bright Maybe he just had a late night Yeah it was just a late night And he files some feeble appeal And the governor says forget it It's a done deal Election, I don't care, election Let's give that wolf a lethal injection Let's get him, yeah get him, Let's kill him, let's get him Let's kill him, let's get him, kill him Let's get him and kill him Whew, slow Here comes the media Setting up their camera Asking everyone's opinion About pigs, sheep and wolves Big and fat Pig's supposed to laugh like that This is hilarious What a great time I'm the pig who committed The perfect crime All around the world France, Scandinavia There's candle light vigils Protesting this behavior It's animal behavior Animal behavior It's pigs, sheep and wolves Pigs, sheep and wolves Pigs, sheep and wolves It's animal behavior It's pigs, sheep and wolves