I Love My Boss

He can't stand a loss He's always cross His name is Ross my [boss] I love my boss I love my boss He isn't full of fluff and gloss He gives me work and many chores to do My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss And though he pays me minimum wage It's all I deserve at this stage Some union hack said I should ask for more I answered with suitable rage I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss One day I came to work too late I'd had a Früvous luncheon date My boss he summoned me to speak with him I sweated, awaiting my fate He said "you're done!" He chased me two blocks with a gun But my dear boss let me apologize In hindsight, there wasn't a gun. He's going out now with my sister They go real heavy on the sauce I'd like to tell him watch out mister But he's the boss My friends they say that I am clinging Ask why I'm carrying this cross Who knows what club-med will be bringing From dear old boss Examples Bosses through the ages prove They're the ones who make it move Bewitched would have an empty plate If it weren't for Larry Tate Clark Kent reached the highest height With the help of Perry White And if we may be retrograde Speak the name Reuben Kincaid Now the other workers all say "Wow!" When I roll over and I shake a paw My boss is my brother-in-law I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss I love my boss