The Rain

I saw you (and him, and him) walking in the rain You were holding hands and I'll never be the same Tossing and turning another sleepless night The rain crashes against my window pane Jumped into my car--didn't drive too far That moment I knew I would never be the same Cause I saw you (and him, and him) walking in the rain You were holding hands and I'll never be the same Now here you are begging to me To give our love another try Girl I love you and I always will But darling right now I've got to say goodbye Cause I saw you (and him, and him) walking in the rain You were holding hands and I'll never be the same I saw you (and him) walking in the rain You were holding hands and I'll never be the same Hey, hey, baby, how you doin', come on in here Got some hot chocolate on the stove waitin' for ya Listen, first things first, let me hang up that coat Yeah, 'n' how's your day today, did ya miss me? Oh, you did, yeah, I missed you, too I missed you so much I followed you today That's right Now close your mouth Cause you cold busted That's right, now sit down here Sit down here So upset with you I don't know what to do 'n' my first impulse was to run up on you And do a Rambo Whip out the jammy and flat-blast both of you But I ain't wanna mess up this thirty-seve hundred dollar lynx coat So instead, I chilled That's right, chilled, then I went to the bank Took out every dime And then I went and canceled all those credit cards Yeah All your charge accounts Yeah I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought you Yeah That's right, everything Everything Did fool out with me Naw, don't go, you ever go, don't go looking in that closet Cause you ain't got nothing in there Everything you came here with-- Is packe dup and waiting for you in the guest room That's right, what was you thinking about, huh? What were you tryin' to prove, huh? You's with the Juice 'n' I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce Now I can't give you nothin' but advice Cause you're still young That's right, you're still young I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this You know? Gonna find someone like me one of these days Until then, know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that Alley-cat-coat wearin' Hush-puppy-shoe-wearing' Crumb cake I saw you with Cause you dismissed That's right, silly rabbit Tricks are made for kids, don't you know that? You without me: like cornflake without the milk It's my world--you just a squirrel, tryin' to get a nut Now get on outta here Ah! Don't touch that coat!