Song parody of
Half a Man
by Willie Nelson
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If I'd only had one arm to hold you
Better yet if I had none at all
Then I wouldn't have two arms that ache for you
And there'd be one less mem'ry to recall
If I'd only had one ear to listen
To the lies that you told me
Then I more closely resemble
The half a man that you've made of me
If I'd only had one leg to stand on
Then a much, a much truer picture you'd see
For then I more closely resemble
The half a man that you've made of me
If I'd only had one arm to hold you
Better yet if I had none at all
Then I wouldn't have two arms that ache for you
And there'd be one less mem'ry to recall
If I'd only had one ear to listen
To the lies that you told me
Then I more closely resemble
The half a man that you've made of me
If I'd only had one leg to stand on
Then a much, a much truer picture you'd see
For then I more closely resemble
The half a man that you've made of me
