You Can't Dance

He boy, I've seen ya Think ya rockin' it on the floor You look like a moron! Who let you in the door? To put the question bluntly Maybe your feet's deformed They should slap you in the teeth When you put your dancing shoes on You can't dance! Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor? Homeboy, what's the use? Anytime you wanna step inside a party First think of an excuse You dance like a fat old lady Not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice But every time you try to get one move right The old lady done did it twice You can't dance! You big no dancin', disco disaster The worst I ever saw They should drop kick you in the neck And drag you off the floor In every discotheque, I see you there In the middle of the crowd Looking like you got eight or nine left Feet dragging all around You can't dance! Take my advice, don't move! You'll never get the knack If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party And wouldn't be coming back On the floor you're a dinosaur Yeah boy, that's how you move You look like Ralph Kramden or a Donald Duck cartoon You can't dance! You wanna come to my party? I wouldn't give you a chance You tried to take breakdance lessons Ended up in an ambulance Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold? You dance like you got arthritis already What'll happen when you get old? You can't dance! Yeah! Why are you so stiff? Is it something that your mother did? Maybe you grew up around "can't dance" people When you were a "can't dance" kid You live in a "can't dance" house Went out in a "can't dance" car Your doofy "can't dance" father Got drunk in a "can't dance" bar You take a "can't dance" bath Put on your "can't dance" cologne Go out to a "can't dance" party So you wouldn't have to "can't dance" all alone You can't dance You can't dance You can't dance You can't dance You can't dance Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron? You can't dance I'm tellin you, nah I'm just playin' You can't dance You can't dance You can't dance