I'm the Man

Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit And we don't care for writing hits The sound you hear is what we like I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your Socks! No man, what's the matter with you? I'll get it the next time, I mean it Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat The only thing harder's the smell of my feet So listen up 'cause you might get dissed Go drain the lizard or take a Chair! Damn, watch the beat! I'm on your case, I'm in your face Kick you and your father back in place Step up sucker, understand Don't you know, I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams And ya think we got egos but we're just hams Scott plays stick ball and likes to skate Frank is never on time he's always Sleeping! "Late!" Drink the drinks, the drinks they drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack, they offer joints We don't do drugs, do you get our Meaning! "Point!" "Point!" Watch the beat! I'm on your case, I'm in your face Kick you and your father back in place Step up sucker, understand Don't you know, I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! For a heavy metal band raps a different way We like to different and not cliche They say rap and metal can never mix Well all of them can suck our Sexual organ in the lower abdominal area! No man, it's "dicks!" Master! Fart the farts, the farts he farted I pick my nose 'cause I'm retarded Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor" And wipe my butt with your Face! "Toilet paper!" Yo, watch the beat! I'm on your case, I'm in your face Kick you and your father back in place Step up sucker, understand Don't you know, I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Shut up! So, as this rap is winding down It's plain to see we wear the crown You know Anthrax is number one But we don't care, we just want to have A festival! "Fun" you stupid idiot! We are the kings that all shout hell We're like a diamond that is forever And will remain the hardest ever I'm so bad, it's a crime