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Preserve the Sexy

by LL Cool J

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LL, uh, Teairra Mari You seem like the type that wanna do a couple things When I look in your eyes I can tell you ready to swing Slow down baby, I'm way more than a fling And I'm up on the game that you o.g.'s brings Damn it's like that, chronological attacks? You talkin' real greasy, easy, that's a trap (you need to fall back) what'chu sayin', I'ma rap? (yeah right I ain't no trick, I ain't with all that) Now see, you talkin' real bold, your vibes is real cold You better smarten up, slide on in the rolls I'm not the next chick, you can hit the exit Everything you sayin' is just what I expected Hearts I've rejected many more than you've collected Life is a movie I'm just tryin' to direct it You know like I know, you would wanna stay connected Hip you to the rules of the game, shorty check it [Chorus] The chain on my neck (preserve the sexy) The O's in the check (preserve the sexy) The crib and the whips (preserve the sexy) Cash, the chips (preserve the sexy) The honey on my arm (preserve the sexy) The ice in my charm (preserve the sexy) Teairra Mari (preserve the sexy) It's your man L on this beat (preserve the sexy) You really should let me, keep you in Giuseppe's Frankie V's, h. findel, chanel, this is l (you doin' a lot of frontin') but that ain't hard to tell (you tryin' to flip me) nah b (this I see) Uh-huh, we'll see, spend a little time with me By the time I make my move you be sayin' finally (ain't no moves to be made) too many games get played (too many chickens gettin' laid and watch they reputations fade) Where you from? (Detroit) what that mean? (I'm on point) Relax, we talkin', don't get your drawers out of joint I wanna see you smile, elevate your lifestyle Cop a yacht, hit the south of France (not a chance) Keep your little advance, this one's on me And the chef's on board, you can eat for free Slow down sweetie, my waist is twenty four I'm far from greedy (you're gonna love it, believe me) [Chorus] Cats sippin' venom and spillin' it on my linen My baby smooth leather is softer than most women Everything is crisp from my cuff to my trimming Words can't describe all the garments that I been in I been had Cartier, switch whips every play My little Jack Russell know how to hustle I stay with canaries on, platinum on every song Hate it or love it, then respect how I does it Uh, well I'm not dem, that's how I got gems Cost a quarter million dollars for them like shiny rims Understand me slim, this how the game begin If he was me then he'd do the same to him But L's the real deal, so tell me what you feel Tell me one of your secrets, I'll keep my lips sealed (that's for me to know and you to find out) Long as we both know what we talkin' 'bout, cool [Chorus] What'chu wanna do? (preserve the sexy)

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