Everyone Else Is an Asshole

Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh, Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh, I tried to be nice I tried to live my life But everyone else is an asshole I tried to forgive I tried to live and let live But everyone else is an asshole And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes And every friendly chat is a knife in the back A sneaky attack waiting to happen I tried not to mind I tried to be so kind But everyone else is an asshole I tried to let love rule But I feel like such a fool Cause everyone else is an asshole And they're out there even now Trying to mess me up somehow But they won't stop me now Cause they're all assholes And they're planning while I sleep And even as we speak To strike when I am weak Cause they're all assholes Everyone else Everyone else Everyone else is an asshole Everyone else Everyone else Everyone else is an asshole It's time to defend I didn't know I have no friends Everyone else is an asshole I've got to get them first Cause worst has come to worst Everyone else is an asshole But they put the blame on me Pretending not to see That I just want to be free From these assholes But I couldn't take their shit So I tried to deal with it And now I look a bit Like an asshole! I tried to be nice I tried to live my life But everyone else is an asshole I tried to overlook And I tried to close the book But everyone else is an asshole I tried not to talk shit But I just couldn't help it Everyone else is an asshole They called it a song But it really wasn't my fault Everyone else is an asshole Everyone else Everyone else Everyone else is an asshole Everyone else Everyone else Everyone else is an asshole You're an asshole too! You're an asshole too! I'm talking bout you I'm talking bout you I'm talking bout you, and you, and you You're an asshole too I'm talking bout you, and you, and you You're an asshole too I'm talking bout you, and you, and you You're an asshole too