Song parody of
Need Money For Beer
by Tankard
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I was born in beer,
My object of lust
But got no money,
Still drink I must
I search my pockets,
And what do I find
useless Kleenex
To wipe my behind
I need a Goddamn brew,
That´s why I've come to you
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
So pious and gracious
Intention isn't very clear
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
You've got the cash, so give it to me
Dig in your wallet and set me free
Expect no thanks, you can kiss my ass
I´ll ball your girlfriend and cum with class
I need a Goddamn brew,
That´s why I've come to you
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
So pious and gracious
Intention isn't very clear
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
I was born in beer, my object of lust
But got no money,
Still drink I must
I search my pockets,
And what do I find
Useless Kleenex to wipe my behind
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
So pious and gracious
Intention isn't very clear
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
I was born in beer,
My object of lust
But got no money,
Still drink I must
I search my pockets,
And what do I find
useless Kleenex
To wipe my behind
I need a Goddamn brew,
That´s why I've come to you
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
So pious and gracious
Intention isn't very clear
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
You've got the cash, so give it to me
Dig in your wallet and set me free
Expect no thanks, you can kiss my ass
I´ll ball your girlfriend and cum with class
I need a Goddamn brew,
That´s why I've come to you
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
So pious and gracious
Intention isn't very clear
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
I was born in beer, my object of lust
But got no money,
Still drink I must
I search my pockets,
And what do I find
Useless Kleenex to wipe my behind
You bastard, I hate you
I kill you, you can lick my butt
So pious and gracious
Intention isn't very clear
You bastard, still hate you
Need money for a fucking beer
