Smokin' in the Boys' Room

How you doin' out there? Ya ever seem to have one of those days Where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case? From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, ya know, I used to have 'em just about all the time But I found a way to get out of 'em Let me tell you about it! Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag The noon bells rings, you know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two! Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Checkin' out the halls, makin' sure the coast is clear Lookin' in the stalls, "No, there ain't nobody here!" Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul To get caught would surely be the death of us all Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school [break] All right! Oh, put me to work, in the school book store Check out counter and I got bored Teacher was lookin' for me all around Two hours later, you know where I was found Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was) Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school One mo'! Smokin' in the boys' room Oh, smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules And everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!