A Mouse Like Me

Hm Gosh, just look at all these old photos Oh Mickey, oh you certainly done a lot of interesting things What you doin' in that one Mickey! Ridin' on a rollercoaster Sailing on a boat across the sea Here you are in Honolulu Resting by a big palm tree Drove a cart through a raging blizzard Took a steamboat down a river Clean the gears of old Big Ben When I had to golf I dressed in spends Won an Oscar Climbed a mountain Wear feather in my cap Directed a band with big brass buttons In a tornado kept conducting All this opportunity Was lucky for a mouse like me You were the captain of the space patrol The driver of a Model T. Aha, that was a pretty bumpy ride you know? Chased by a grizzly Kicked by kicked by a mule Wandered through the Sherwood Forest with a band of Merry Men Here I'm a knight in shining armor Wrestled with a rope and didn't win Chased a chicken 'round the barnyard Haven't lost your famous grin That brave little tailor might be violent Got discouraged and slew the giant All this opportunity Was lucky for a mouse like me Like he! I'll try anything once or twice That's the kind of kid I am I don't know what I'm doin' But your doin' real good Your're handsome, brave, and awfully nice A mouse like you will always come out smellin' like a roast! Rode a camel through the desert I was a soldier, was a king A big game hunter on safari You did almost everything. I was apprentice to a sorcerer Tried a spell, but would've been worser All this opportunity Was lucky for a mouse who wrote with a quill And cooked on a grill ? I did all that? All this opportunity Was lucky for a mouse like he Was lucky for a mouse like me, ha ha