Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

They told me I was lucky To have my chance with you Now last year's summer romance Is this year's winter blues I treated you so nicely To jewelry and champagne But you left me empty handed, yeah You left me feeling played And I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't ya think, it's kind of crappy What you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart You ripped it apart Like the wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along And it goes Merry Christmas Kiss my ass They say I'm losing my mind I thought that for a while I tear down decorations They remind me if your smile I hate that mistletoe It makes me think of our first kiss You bit my lip, and pulled me close Then you taught me how to quit And I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think, it's kind of Crappy What you did this holiday When I gave you my heart You ripped it apart Like the wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along And it goes Merry Christmas Kiss my ass So sick if calling You won't telephone me. No, fuck you girl, I'm going out I gave you my all But our love hit a wall Now, I'm jingle belling And everyone's yelling We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down Ain't that just what Christmas is all about? And I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing (not laughing) Don't you think it's so damn trashy What you did this holiday? (so trashy) I gave you my heart (heart) You ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash) So I write you a song Hope that you sing along Here it goes Merry Christmas (bitch) Kiss my ass