Happy Hooker

This poor child was standin' on a corner when Up walked this woman that looked good all over I had on my city duds my one and only suit This fox picked me out and told me I was cute I said you're cute too without further adieu She said for fifty dollars I'll make love to you I knew I'd have to buy more than the juice Then she grabbed me and turned me every way but loose She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker All night cooker, a happy hooker With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man I don't usually like to buy it but didn't slow down to pay The way she was built money couldn't stand in the way we went to her place, cause we saw it first Was no amount of money could measure what she was worth She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker All night cooker, a happy hooker With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man Uh huh alright Uh huh alright Uh huh alright Uh huh all night All I got to tell you she cured a lonely man though she didn't know me, she could understand the best way I know for this story to end for me to recommend her to all of my friends She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker All night cooker, a happy hooker With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man