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Freestyle Session

by H.S.E.

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Will you please take your seats And clear the isle Mic check I be doing things on my own, and ain't no need for a mentor Girls want to see me front and center, diamonds gleam when I enter Hit the spot and them boys looking, that boys is so lovely And that boy be popping champagne, that boy be sipping on bubbly Running thangs, ain't no every day I'm on my campaign Some boys be sipping Cristal, Moet pop serving champagne Sip a fo' guzzler, straight up 'cause I got your muzzle People too hard to figure out, so shit call me a puzzler Freestyling nigga, boy I be showing charisma Yeah I be shooting for Georgia Tech, like my name was Eddie Elisma Doing this thing these boys can't mess with me, these boys can't test me What's left to see, is that boy are-E double D I'm a star sipping bar in the car, sitting sideways on the highway Two hundred the fly way, what that boy say That boy's out of control, that boy balling, that boy top drop low crawling That boy's nineteen, that boy's not stalling That boy mash for his green, that boy stacking cash for his dream That boy last to get the green, that boy too fast on the scene That boy be moving, that boy in the groove, that boy gon' bust a move That boy gon' get the girls man, he gon' make 'em all soothe In a bubble bath in the jacuzzi, might pull a yellow bone floozie That boy don't understand, 'cause that shit really don't amuse me I'ma grab the microphone till the mic is gone, I can hit the spot Like it or not I'm a big shot, fuck it drop I be at the stud' in the cool, with the draw walking in the nude Telling her that I can come through, and I can get her into a interlude At the same time I can have the tool, that's the microphone the utensil While I come through the Southside, everybody say man that boy's instrumental Better yet he's a republican or a democrat, every time he look at Talking bout man what he have to have, a motherfucking Cadillac On fo's, and I'm still swanging to the elbows and they sticking out What you talking bout, what about them boys on Rap-A-Lot Love to talk about the hoes that I fuck, and I smash and I pass At the same time every time I receive, they be saying he's tip-toeing fast Like a motherfucking ninja, or I mean the karate kid At the same time I can drop the top, and I can go on and drop the lid I mean I can let it fall, always come through and we still can ball At the same time I gotta write my name on the wall, 'cause I gotta get a plack I'm a mack in a Lac ready to attack, I duck on Shaq Might as well make this boy put his granny, have a cardiac arrest Using finesse I pop up in the STS, or a Benz Me and my friends rolling on 20's, I mean three's At the same time we some G's, sipping on Hi-see Tropicana, here's the key to the banana, what about the scandalous And Fraiser that he say, that he made the people 'Cause they be talking bout what we doing, and how we be screwing I'ma pass the mic to Flip, so he can get to doing what he doing Grab the mic and be screwing Man hold up Put the mic up, I'ma let y'all know I'm the Freestyle King Got more ice than Dairy Queen, I pull up very clean on the scene In a brand new machine, it might be a Jag I wear my pants with a sag, had a BMX with mask I never brag I never boast, I might eat on roast And people say when we got a white cup in my hand, we might toast I got Hump I got Redd to the side, we'll chunk it up Uh ain't no drank in the cup, 'cause I done already drunk it up I'm leaning I mean like a tower, got mo' drank than Doogie Hawser Stay in Cloverland, I might pull up in the Prowler I'ma call Get a room for a hour and take a shower, hit the West down to press Pass a girl I can tell I must confess, I must manifest I learned about the constitution, I learned about all this stuff I learned about that you can get diamond baguettes, princess cuts or crushed I got a piece I got a crease, nigga I look nice in it Nigga I'd done go, get the Escalade and don't even look at the price in it Nigga I can buy every car I want, and I can go to the mall Nigga I own half of the Rockets, and ten percent of the see-Walls You can't ever do like I do, 'cause nigga I'm a millionaire I'ma make 'em stare Nigga I got my own name brand shoes, and my underwear Every song I get on it's a hit, wake up eating bacon, eggs and grits I got a gal with a round ass, and I got a gal with tits I ain't never had no girl that was acting fraud, 'cause they was hard They say Lil' Flip always be sending, them haters to the morgue See every time I grab the mic, these boys be like he gon' show off And every time I put the mic down, them boys say man that boy show off He go off I'ma let these boys know, nigga you want to make a wager I can get a cut from Moony, I can go Southside show down and holla at major Get a cut, nigga I pimp a slut on the cut Man I got great pass and struts, pull up in a brand new Lexus truck With Screw eating on barbecue, like Master P say Hoody ho Nigga I stay Sucka Free, but uh I might just stay T-are-you Wear FUBU and Kinner Ko and Jabos, I keep a crease These people say god damn Flip, you got a car you don't ever have a lease See I can pay the whole price, I look nice nigga I just do it Nigga I break these boys off, smoke sweets no embalming fluid Then I wreck I recollect, do a song with J-Mack Uh to describe my house in one word, nigga I'm living so laid back Now I got a escalator, matter fact I got the common denominator I pull up, I make a movie like Arnold Schwarzengger The Terminator or The Predator, nigga I wrote a book I'm the editor Them boys be saying, Flip always be ahead of his competitors 'Cause these boys can't flow, these boys be saying I'ma come down And I'ma break these boys off, and get down like James Brown Or Chucky Brown or Troy Brown, I could make me another movie In the jacuzzi and blast like a uzi, nigga I get free in the movies 'Cause I always at Loogie's, I be eating on Tuesday's I might shrimp fettuccine Pull up in the Lamborgini, like Aladdin I got a beanie like a genie I represent, got more candy than peppermint intelligent Nigga I might just, run for President with Bill Clinton Did I mention, I had record George I'd run convention These boys be like I don't be listening, girls with Gucci braids and extensions I like the yellows I go tell her, nigga I got uh mo' food than Hamburger Helper Nigga you want to take us like desert sketch, I leave you scared Nigga I got a partna by the name of Chris, that's Redd People say I got friends all the way from the Northside, to Hump's head I got a partna named Slim Thug and Lil' Mario, from the fo'-fo' We'll do how we do, we go uh take a trip to Akapoko Got a dog named Todo, uh nigga I'm hotter than cocoa You want to see what I do, nigga these crazy niggas be loco What about South Park Mexican, that's my partna from Hillwood Everybody know that I be balling outta control, smoke so I can feel good I got drank or I got a lot of money, I got a lot of bank These people say man that Flip so god damn thoed, man what you think I think that boy could be a millionaire, I think that boy could run the streets I think that boy gon' be the, funkiest nigga like Bun be I let these boys know I don't be playing, when I grab the mic I'm versatile I'm acting wild, some people be smoking on the black and mild But I'm ready I'ma wreck it up like confetti, I'ma leave 'em shredded And people say when I fill up my Jag, nigga it's gas unleaded Cash and credit when I shop at Trump's How, prices ain't hard now You don't want to see what Lil' Flipper uh, get the weed and spark now Now I'm feeling good I'm in a Lincoln, what they thinking they hating They say Lil' Flip be running through these boys on a freestyle, like Walter Payton Or Gary Payton the glove I show love, I ain't never been no scrub Nigga every time I wreck a tape, them boys be like Flip come and give me a dub Th

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