Song parody of
I Am the Spider/Epilogue
by Alice Cooper
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I'm your lover, I'm your brother
I'm your killer, I'm your friend
I'm your teacher, I'm your preacher
I'm the reaper in the end
I'm your healer, I'm your dealer
I'm your angel, let's pretend
I'm your jailer, I'm your failure
I'm the reaper in the end
Along came the spider
Crept up beside her
Spun his web deep inside her
My darkness will guide her
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
You're my sinner, you're my dinner
My little puppet, let's pretend
You're the cure to my affliction
My addiction to the end
Along came the spider
Crept up beside her
Spun his web deep inside her
My darkness will guide her
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I was born to it
Not something to strive for
Not something to even admire, unless it was
It's done with the greatest of taste
Conviction and expertise
I am the spider
Along came the spider
Crept up beside her
Spun his web deep inside her
My darkness will guide her
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
Well, they found my diary today
They were appropriately appalled
At the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together
Women wrapped in silk
With one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk
Spider, brilliant
We've been in this cell
For twenty eight years, Steven
We couldn't have done all
Those horrible things
Yes, I know
I know what you always say
You trap, you kill, you eat
That's what a good spider does
You trap, you kill, you eat
You trap, you kill, you eat
I'm your lover, I'm your brother
I'm your killer, I'm your friend
I'm your teacher, I'm your preacher
I'm the reaper in the end
I'm your healer, I'm your dealer
I'm your angel, let's pretend
I'm your jailer, I'm your failure
I'm the reaper in the end
Along came the spider
Crept up beside her
Spun his web deep inside her
My darkness will guide her
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
You're my sinner, you're my dinner
My little puppet, let's pretend
You're the cure to my affliction
My addiction to the end
Along came the spider
Crept up beside her
Spun his web deep inside her
My darkness will guide her
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I was born to it
Not something to strive for
Not something to even admire, unless it was
It's done with the greatest of taste
Conviction and expertise
I am the spider
Along came the spider
Crept up beside her
Spun his web deep inside her
My darkness will guide her
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
I am the spider
Well, they found my diary today
They were appropriately appalled
At the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together
Women wrapped in silk
With one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk
Spider, brilliant
We've been in this cell
For twenty eight years, Steven
We couldn't have done all
Those horrible things
Yes, I know
I know what you always say
You trap, you kill, you eat
That's what a good spider does
You trap, you kill, you eat
You trap, you kill, you eat
