DEAR NEW JERSEY

All the highways They smell like shit But there's no other place where I call home Endless traffic Everyone's pissed New Jersey It's where I roam I hate it but I love it I wanna leave but I wanna stay Too many people In the public bathrooms I need to use the stall I can't pee with someone next to me There's always someone next to me In New Jersey We got beaches So take your pick But the sand gets so hot You might just stick, might just stick, you might just stick Well that's if you can get there Good luck on the bridge I'll see you in the water if you ever get off of it Too many people Driving round in their cars Rubbernecking city You're never going that far Our State's named the Garden But the Garden can't be found But the garden can't be found Everywhere you look It's a city, not a town Dear New Jersey, Dear New Jersey, Dear New Jersey, Dear New Jersey But seriously New Jersey I love you Dear New Jersey Thanks for all the times Wish I had some time to name Past and present place Or that future face You introduced to me Thanks for all the lines All the traffic fines Frustration dear to me You'll always have a home You'll never be alone You'll always have a friend In New Jersey Dear New Jersey Dear New Jersey Can't take me out of Jersey Can't take the Jersey out of me I hate it But I love it I want to leave But I want to stay Too many people Drivin' round in their cars Never ever travel that far Never ever travel that far Dear New Jersey Dear New Jersey