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Taxes In Action (W.H.I.P.)

by MC PARANOIA

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I get inspired by the blunt Yeah, I do I get inspired by the blunt Yup I get inspired by the blunt MCP I get inspired by the blunt That's Mr. Cannabis Professor I get inspired by the blunt So light it up I get inspired by the blunt Paranoia I get inspired by the blunt Hey, look I gotta teach y'all something Listen Yeah Grab your backpack, let's backtrack Before coppin' fat sacks After hittin' 21 like Blackjack Before the 1937 Marijuana Tax Act Till 1906, federally it had slack Suddenly, grass lacked any medical benefits Whether you admit to it That ain't even half fact Cannabis Hispanic with Satanic jazz tracks Control culture with fears No science had backed Call it marijuana, use an H to spell Make white America believes It sends you straight to hell Now arrest offenders to keep me safe Founded the FBN, which is now the DEA Yet still, some went in to face danger Figured out a way using Hemp to create paper Game changer, plot's thick, the cost dip So one crop picked to make the same From timber would take acres An expert of 30 made it look so vicious Too hard to believe weed's good? Don't listen More efficient paper made Of wood pulp? Fiction Clever mind games that they pulled though, innit Prohibition ended, that shit was all a joke Anslinger got slick and said Tax 'em all on the smoke They never could afford any cash That they gotta pay to the government Funny when that's why we all complain What a shame Man they got that fucking $5 city tax and shit Fuck that shit man Fuck those taxes man Like, why do they gotta tax it so fucking much? I get inspired by the blunt I get inspired by the blunt I get inspired by the blunt I get inspired by the blunt Butane THC extraction has Been the subject of much controversy when It comes to what is considered a safe amount According to studies, at high enough levels Butane inhalation can cause Cardiac damage and organ failure Amongst other serious negative effects Whilst these risks are associated With direct inhalation of the solvent Rather than practices such as dabbing Over time The latter may be harmful to health Welcome to your final lesson.. I hope y'all can understand this.. Extraction processes Look, don't want the distillate Not even a bitty hit Even gotten picky with The live resin pens I get Wait, can't get into this without context Gotta give a bit of information So picture it It's the end of a grow season Your company needs movement You gotta cut it down to use it I mean that's the whole reason So right when you snap You're left with a couple choices Hang it up to dry Or take it to make some oil with And by the oil, I mean The lipids and the fats It's a little scientific I'ma stick with simple facts There's many different methods Many differences to have But the principle's extract it Essentially it's hash Two ways to start And by the end of it, it's wax But either dry and cure it Or with resin, it's a task Within 30 minutes of the snipping bit It's packed in a freezer To preserve every little hint intact And we ain't done With the options to choose Pressurized gas is very commonly used Propane, butane, carbon dioxide is moved Through the flower Oozing out as an odd little goo If not that Then you put the live pot plant Under a huge hot stamp And machine push till it's gone flat This is the most high topic Get a better high from it, I promise Pure nice product We call it live rosin Resin and rosin preserve Cannabinoids and terpenes But one uses gas And you better make it burn clean An intro into terpenes is They're botanical scents So no gas, no solvent Just one mechanical bench You do the math Yup, and I'll get to the pit of it Cause the worst is the end of this And it's what most people tend to get It's distillate That means they cut the plant Dried it Took time with the cure And decided to pressurize it What that achieves is the dirtiest tar They cover the flavor And it works like a charm So if you thought that You'd never get this topic Distillate is nonsense Don't pick resin over rosin Fuck a solvent We want it live Water Heat Ice Pressure Mr. Cannabis Professor

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