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Can't Be Someone's Perfect Wife
by May Maema
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I am not a well behaved wife
Instead of a homester I like to feel alive
Jump with boots in the mud and drink too much beer
But I can look at you sweetly like a little reindeer
I've been with this men for years
He couldn't handle my heavy tears
Sometimes I'll watch a photo online of his new girl
She is more his type with scarves and this pearl
I don't like my daily work
Hours of meetings with grey men in black suits
Empthy talking behind the computer till late noon
It's like my life is passing by so soon
Sometimes I don't shower for days
I just shit with the door wide open
Sing my blues in the livingroom
And drink gin tonics alone in my bed
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
Too much problems from childhood that's sad
I'll go to parties with younger people late at night
Dance with strangers in the streets
Smoke some pot and kiss a sweet blond girl
I hope she smells like incense, oe that is intense
At the end of the day I am home alone
My friends are busy rocking their kids to sleep
I'll watch datingsites for some fun
But I get bored easily so men are soon done
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
Too much problems from childhood that's sad
I hate it when Eric yells at me
His eyes spit fire and my belly is full of fear
Just like when I was a little girl
He doesn't listen about what I have to say
People cross boundaries every day
Just be a good girl and do what they expect
Taking care of Ruby my whole life
Well, now it's my turn to reject!
My cousin Caren has a perfect life
A handsome husband who takes care
A beautifull body and face loved by many
She doesn't have to work for a living!
Five years of talking to a shrink
And still I need attention of others and a drink
People call me a strange lady
Well I think i'm discovering myself lately
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
Too much problems from childhood that's sad
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
I am not a well behaved wife
Instead of a homester I like to feel alive
Jump with boots in the mud and drink too much beer
But I can look at you sweetly like a little reindeer
I've been with this men for years
He couldn't handle my heavy tears
Sometimes I'll watch a photo online of his new girl
She is more his type with scarves and this pearl
I don't like my daily work
Hours of meetings with grey men in black suits
Empthy talking behind the computer till late noon
It's like my life is passing by so soon
Sometimes I don't shower for days
I just shit with the door wide open
Sing my blues in the livingroom
And drink gin tonics alone in my bed
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
Too much problems from childhood that's sad
I'll go to parties with younger people late at night
Dance with strangers in the streets
Smoke some pot and kiss a sweet blond girl
I hope she smells like incense, oe that is intense
At the end of the day I am home alone
My friends are busy rocking their kids to sleep
I'll watch datingsites for some fun
But I get bored easily so men are soon done
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
Too much problems from childhood that's sad
I hate it when Eric yells at me
His eyes spit fire and my belly is full of fear
Just like when I was a little girl
He doesn't listen about what I have to say
People cross boundaries every day
Just be a good girl and do what they expect
Taking care of Ruby my whole life
Well, now it's my turn to reject!
My cousin Caren has a perfect life
A handsome husband who takes care
A beautifull body and face loved by many
She doesn't have to work for a living!
Five years of talking to a shrink
And still I need attention of others and a drink
People call me a strange lady
Well I think i'm discovering myself lately
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
Too much problems from childhood that's sad
I feel lonely in my life
Can't be someones perfect wife
I got voices in my head
