Exorcist For Beer

Little Johnny's all fucked up He's got the heavy metal stare We open up his bedroom door He's floating in the air Somethings wrong with this kid It's devils music and booze Always dressed in black With his fuck you attitude We joined the Facebook group for help The kids gone in way deeper Screaming in the basement all day Smoking tonnes of reefer He told us if the fridge is not stocked up He'll plan the attack Whips out his Ouija board Swears Johnny's never coming back All he does is drink all day Smoke his bong and scream The blood of Christ and holy water Only burns his spleen Father Pat wants ten grand Up front he doesn't care We went on the dark web and seen the ad Exorcist for beer Exorcist for beer Exorcist for beer Exorcist for beer Exorcism on a budget By Christ I am compelled Holy water starts crashing in And man it burns like hell The exorcist comes in Mom kneels down and starts her bawling Dad pulls out his bread The demon comes out crawling We got this guy from Haiti With voodoo dolls and blades Johnny spit right in his eyes Pulled out the ace of spades The blood of Christ it did no good Holy water stung his spleen All he did was get on stage with exorcist and scream The voodoo guy conjures out The beast puts up a fight Little Johnny and Lucifer Scream out for more bud light Exorcism on a budget Forget his fucking spleen Holy water and the blood of Christ Evokes an evil scream This prick we got from Haiti Couldn't exercise the beast Johnny kicked him in the dick And cranked up Judas Priest The crazy Haiti voodoo guy Couldn't take it any further last thing that we heard was Johnny was touring with Black Dahlia Murder Exorcist for beer Exorcist for beer Exorcist for beer Exorcist for beer Exorcist for beer