Song parody of
All The Carry On Stars
by Marc Lemon
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Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan took a stroll down Brighton Pier
Kenneth said there's a blow to my head and I'm feeling rather queer
But we must suppress our titters or we'll end up behind bars
Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan, I love all the carry-on stars
Matron, please, I was once a weak man
that should be enough for anyone
Double entendre, the order of the day
and Saucy Seaside postcard puns
But we must suppress our titters or we'll end up behind bars
Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan
I love all the carry-on stars
Carry-on camping, carry-on girls, has anybody seen Big Dick?
Barbara's fallen out, Matron take them away
The censors getting on my wick
But we must suppress our titters or we'll end up behind bars
Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan
I love all the carry-on, all the rock and roll
all the Ford Zephyr cars
All the carry-on stars
Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan took a stroll down Brighton Pier
Kenneth said there's a blow to my head and I'm feeling rather queer
But we must suppress our titters or we'll end up behind bars
Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan, I love all the carry-on stars
Matron, please, I was once a weak man
that should be enough for anyone
Double entendre, the order of the day
and Saucy Seaside postcard puns
But we must suppress our titters or we'll end up behind bars
Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan
I love all the carry-on stars
Carry-on camping, carry-on girls, has anybody seen Big Dick?
Barbara's fallen out, Matron take them away
The censors getting on my wick
But we must suppress our titters or we'll end up behind bars
Sid and Kenneth, Hattie and Joan
I love all the carry-on, all the rock and roll
all the Ford Zephyr cars
All the carry-on stars
