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HAVE A SEAT

by Jordan Lyles

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Why you walking 'round the crib like that for You know you actually looking kind of like yo' mama With that picked out afro Why you even here, ugh I'm in the comfort of my own dang room Who told you open up my door Don't be barging in like you my daddy, fool And she say Please have a seat somewhere mama Don't want you standing up tall When I reveal to you this news This man that you're into This grown man, he done been in my room Her daddy lost his life Her mama filled the void By searching for a man She finally made a choice A man that makes her laugh His touch, it makes her warm He erases all the pain But, Oh behind the door Come get this bag up and close the kitchen pantry Stop talking to me like you my daddy I don't understand why you got to act so bratty I don't understand why you tryna act like you family Come here, you just don't wanna see yo mama happy Stop touching me, don't grab me You lucky I don't grab them panties Get off of me, you drunk Looking just like yo' mama And she say Please have a seat somewhere mama Don't want you standing up tall When I reveal to you this news This man that you're into This grown man, he done been in my room And she say Please have a seat somewhere mama Don't want you standing up tall When I tell you 'bout this man This man in your romance See, this grown man tried to get in my pants Her daddy lost his life Her mama filled the void By searching for a man She finally made a choice A man that makes her laugh His touch, it makes her warm He erases all the pain But, Oh behind the door Ayo, come here No Come on, stop playing, come here No, you bugging Come on You stink like beer You love it You perv You pretty like yo' mama Stop touching me You mean like this Get yo' hands off of me, disgusting Like this, like this I'm calling my cousin You bet not discuss it I'm telling my mama, I hope that she leave you She not gon' believe you for nothing Please have a seat somewhere mama Don't want you standing up tall When I reveal to you this news This man that you're into This grown man, he done been in my room Please have a seat somewhere mama Don't want you standing up tall When I tell you 'bout this man This man in your romance See, this grown man tried to get in my pants Please have a seat somewhere Please have a seat somewhere mama Don't want you standing up tall When I tell you the news I kept secret This man that you love with everything See, this grown man, he molested me And then the mama said to her I don't believe it Since day one you act like you can't stand this man I don't believe it I know your daddy is gone But can't you stand to see yo' mama happy I don't believe it No you know it ain't right to be lying on people Especially about something this serious I don't believe it Now, I don't believe in a word you say Now, go on and get out my face She say I don't believe a word you say

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