Song parody of
I Hope He's A Player
by Rachel Gesner
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I'm only going by what I see
But from my view, he looks pretty perfect to me
A good-looking guy that you'd wanna be kissin'
But what if there's something I'm missin'?
He seems like the type who'd take you out on a date
The kind that no one, not even your father could hate
Someone who gives you nothing but love and respect
He's just so perfect
But I hope it's all a facade
And I know that sounds rather odd
But I'm praying I've got it flipped around
Cause I like him, but deep down
I hope he's a player
That all he causes is harm
Then I won't be jealous of the girl on his arm
I hope he's a player
And that it's all for show
No girl wants to date him
Cause they all would know
That though he looks nice
He's got a heart cold as ice
And when you take him apart layer by layer
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
I know most girls would hope for a really nice guy
Me, I'm praying he's a devil in disguise
The kind of guy that moves from one to the next
*And answers "k" to a really long text*
(I hate when that happens)
He seems like the type who'd go to pull out your chair
Always whispering in your ear to you just how much he cares
But I hope that he's got red flags so alarming
The opposite of a Prince Charming
And he might be a good guy
But I hope that it's all a lie
Yeah I'm praying I've got it flipped around
Cause I like him, but deep down
I hope he's a player
That all he causes is harm
Then I won't be jealous of the girl on his arm
I hope he's a player
And that it's all for show
No girl wants to date him
Cause they all would know
That though he looks nice
He's got a heart cold as ice
And when you take him apart layer by layer
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
Tell me he's a troublemaker
Tell me he's a pro-heartbreaker
Tell me he's just an arrogant jerk
All the reasons why we never would work
(Ohhh-ohhh)
Tell me he's not a family guy
Tell me all he does is drink and get high
Tell me; just lie to me if you have to
Anything so I don't gotta cry over you
(Don't gotta cry!)
I hope he's a player
That all he causes is harm
Then I won't be jealous of the girl on his arm
I hope he's a player
And that it's all for show
No girl wants to date him
Cause they all would know
That though he looks nice
He's got a heart cold as ice
And when you take him apart layer by layer
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
I'm only going by what I see
But from my view, he looks pretty perfect to me
A good-looking guy that you'd wanna be kissin'
But what if there's something I'm missin'?
He seems like the type who'd take you out on a date
The kind that no one, not even your father could hate
Someone who gives you nothing but love and respect
He's just so perfect
But I hope it's all a facade
And I know that sounds rather odd
But I'm praying I've got it flipped around
Cause I like him, but deep down
I hope he's a player
That all he causes is harm
Then I won't be jealous of the girl on his arm
I hope he's a player
And that it's all for show
No girl wants to date him
Cause they all would know
That though he looks nice
He's got a heart cold as ice
And when you take him apart layer by layer
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
I know most girls would hope for a really nice guy
Me, I'm praying he's a devil in disguise
The kind of guy that moves from one to the next
*And answers "k" to a really long text*
(I hate when that happens)
He seems like the type who'd go to pull out your chair
Always whispering in your ear to you just how much he cares
But I hope that he's got red flags so alarming
The opposite of a Prince Charming
And he might be a good guy
But I hope that it's all a lie
Yeah I'm praying I've got it flipped around
Cause I like him, but deep down
I hope he's a player
That all he causes is harm
Then I won't be jealous of the girl on his arm
I hope he's a player
And that it's all for show
No girl wants to date him
Cause they all would know
That though he looks nice
He's got a heart cold as ice
And when you take him apart layer by layer
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
Tell me he's a troublemaker
Tell me he's a pro-heartbreaker
Tell me he's just an arrogant jerk
All the reasons why we never would work
(Ohhh-ohhh)
Tell me he's not a family guy
Tell me all he does is drink and get high
Tell me; just lie to me if you have to
Anything so I don't gotta cry over you
(Don't gotta cry!)
I hope he's a player
That all he causes is harm
Then I won't be jealous of the girl on his arm
I hope he's a player
And that it's all for show
No girl wants to date him
Cause they all would know
That though he looks nice
He's got a heart cold as ice
And when you take him apart layer by layer
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
I hope he's a player
