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Divergent
by Janet Wanders
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Nuance and context are avoided by the heavy-handed
No need for knowledge just a quick hint's what we think's demanded
A bumper sticker
For the shutter clicker
The book's much thicker
The Cliff's notes quicker
Spoon feed
The modern message ain't subliminal
The lack of subtlety is criminal
How did we ever let it get this way
You proclaim that the answers appear self-evidently
You seem to think that your certainty somehow prevents me
From asking questions
Bout the "facts" you mention
Perhaps it is trenchant
But you'll learn the lesson
Divergent thinking is exactly what the moment's needing
Change of perspective / new approach might help to stop the bleeding
Growth is not dogmatic
Won't be autocratic
You may be emphatic
Zealous speech is static – just noise
The modern message ain't subliminal
The lack of subtlety is criminal
How did we ever let it get this way
But truth
You want compliance and you couch it as a mark of faith
You think
That ancient "wisdom" makes up for what some of us call hate
How dare
You claim divinity to justify what you'd create
No chance
It'd take infinity for us to just accept that fate
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking (there's no hope)
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking (there's no hope)
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking
There's no antidote for stupidity
There's no antidote for stupidity
There's no antidote for stupidity
There's no antidote for stupidity
I could convince you to take
I could convince you to drink
If I convinced you to talk
I could convince you to think
I could convince you to take
I could convince you to drink
If I convinced you to talk
I could convince you to think
Nuance and context are avoided by the heavy-handed
No need for knowledge just a quick hint's what we think's demanded
A bumper sticker
For the shutter clicker
The book's much thicker
The Cliff's notes quicker
Spoon feed
The modern message ain't subliminal
The lack of subtlety is criminal
How did we ever let it get this way
You proclaim that the answers appear self-evidently
You seem to think that your certainty somehow prevents me
From asking questions
Bout the "facts" you mention
Perhaps it is trenchant
But you'll learn the lesson
Divergent thinking is exactly what the moment's needing
Change of perspective / new approach might help to stop the bleeding
Growth is not dogmatic
Won't be autocratic
You may be emphatic
Zealous speech is static – just noise
The modern message ain't subliminal
The lack of subtlety is criminal
How did we ever let it get this way
But truth
You want compliance and you couch it as a mark of faith
You think
That ancient "wisdom" makes up for what some of us call hate
How dare
You claim divinity to justify what you'd create
No chance
It'd take infinity for us to just accept that fate
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking (there's no hope)
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking (there's no hope)
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking
Your misguided belief in magical thinking (it won't work)
Can't counteract the goddamn Kool-aid you're drinking
There's no antidote for stupidity
There's no antidote for stupidity
There's no antidote for stupidity
There's no antidote for stupidity
I could convince you to take
I could convince you to drink
If I convinced you to talk
I could convince you to think
I could convince you to take
I could convince you to drink
If I convinced you to talk
I could convince you to think