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Dan Juan
by Crazy toads
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Giddy up, giddy hey, he came and went away
Cause when he´s finished, he doesn't want to stay
No, he don't give a damn, it's just a wham and bam
And thank you, mam
Better lock up all the women around
Dannys love truck is coming into the town
Never enough, he's horny as a buck, he wants to fuck
Fuckin´ on a rodeo horse
Must be very bumpy, of course
The thing that's rockin' is Danny's prairie van
So don't come knockin', just close your ears and your eyes
Could be shocking to find that Danny's in there with your wife
Fuckin' on a rodeo horse
Must be very bumpy, of course
Yeah, yeah
He's been called the Dan Juan, the horniest cowboy in the land
Yeah, yeah
The two things that he knows how
Is to tame a woman and a cow
Half a sioux oh baby let me tell you
Wants his share too at the local casino
Akward vibe cause Dan Juan´s been screwing the whole tribe
Unloaded on a rodeo bull
One time when his shooter was full
Even though he got thrown off in the plank
It didn't stop him finishing his wank
Dan Juan is the worst of last three decades
That's a truth his skills of seduction wont fade
Just you notice, when introduction´s been made
He´ll get laid
Giddy up, giddy hey, he came and went away
Cause when he´s finished, he doesn't want to stay
No, he don't give a damn, it's just a wham and bam
And thank you, mam
Better lock up all the women around
Dannys love truck is coming into the town
Never enough, he's horny as a buck, he wants to fuck
Fuckin´ on a rodeo horse
Must be very bumpy, of course
The thing that's rockin' is Danny's prairie van
So don't come knockin', just close your ears and your eyes
Could be shocking to find that Danny's in there with your wife
Fuckin' on a rodeo horse
Must be very bumpy, of course
Yeah, yeah
He's been called the Dan Juan, the horniest cowboy in the land
Yeah, yeah
The two things that he knows how
Is to tame a woman and a cow
Half a sioux oh baby let me tell you
Wants his share too at the local casino
Akward vibe cause Dan Juan´s been screwing the whole tribe
Unloaded on a rodeo bull
One time when his shooter was full
Even though he got thrown off in the plank
It didn't stop him finishing his wank
Dan Juan is the worst of last three decades
That's a truth his skills of seduction wont fade
Just you notice, when introduction´s been made
He´ll get laid
