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Take a Bet
by $lumlord
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Take a fuckin bet
I'm bossin' with the big bills, banking on a bold bet.
Bet on ya life comin at me with a knife
But I'mma draw a gun bitch you better fuckin run
Ugh
All fuckin bark and no bite
I'll dispose of your body in the middle of the night
Goddamn all cause you pulled up lookin for a fight
Yea im startin up a wave
I'm gonna put you in a mothafuckin grave
Ugh
I was always told to never start the fight
But I better fuckin end it
Bitch all you do is start fights
So I'mma knock ya lights out when I send it
You got ya mommy and ya step daddy talkin shit
Bitch don't play I'll make sure they get hit
They gonna catch a stray bullet
While you runnin round with ya gay mullet
AGH
I'm cruising blunt cashin
No need for automatic
All I need is a semi
Cause when it comes to the bullets I won't need many
I'll come into Texas
And leave a bunch of bloody messes
I'll bring your body cross that state line
Yea your soul gonna be mine
I'll send ya to the depths of hell
And I won't wish ya well
You won't even get a mothafuckin burial
Ticky ticky time
$lumlord on the other line
Gettin real sick and tired
Bitch I'm fuckin wired
To kill you and any mothafucka with you
Tell your little girlfriend to keep to herself
Bitch yall will never ever see wealth
Spendin all your money on shit that don't work
Goddamn I can't wait to put you in the dirt
I will hunt you
I will shoot you
Yeah big bullets kill you
But all I need is a fuckin .22
Or I could catch you
Put you in a cage
Or while I'm in a rage
I could blow a hole in ya body with a 20 gauge
Listen
The point is if you threaten me
I'mma murder you
And I won't hold back
I'mma fuckin see it through
I got plenty land
I could make your body disappear
I won't need a hand
My gun shot's the last thing you'll ever hear
I will get your head popped
You'll wish you'd have stopped
But your just a faggot with a perm
So you'll never ever learn
BITCH
If you don't respect women
Next time you're fuckin swimmin
You will drown in the lake
At the bottom where you'll never ever wake
Bitch I'm comin round like a menace
Better call and say you penance
But you won't get out a whole sentence
Cause I ain't givin you a couple minutes
YOUR LIFE IS AT ITS END
Take a fuckin bet
I'm bossin' with the big bills, banking on a bold bet.
Bet on ya life comin at me with a knife
But I'mma draw a gun bitch you better fuckin run
Ugh
All fuckin bark and no bite
I'll dispose of your body in the middle of the night
Goddamn all cause you pulled up lookin for a fight
Yea im startin up a wave
I'm gonna put you in a mothafuckin grave
Ugh
I was always told to never start the fight
But I better fuckin end it
Bitch all you do is start fights
So I'mma knock ya lights out when I send it
You got ya mommy and ya step daddy talkin shit
Bitch don't play I'll make sure they get hit
They gonna catch a stray bullet
While you runnin round with ya gay mullet
AGH
I'm cruising blunt cashin
No need for automatic
All I need is a semi
Cause when it comes to the bullets I won't need many
I'll come into Texas
And leave a bunch of bloody messes
I'll bring your body cross that state line
Yea your soul gonna be mine
I'll send ya to the depths of hell
And I won't wish ya well
You won't even get a mothafuckin burial
Ticky ticky time
$lumlord on the other line
Gettin real sick and tired
Bitch I'm fuckin wired
To kill you and any mothafucka with you
Tell your little girlfriend to keep to herself
Bitch yall will never ever see wealth
Spendin all your money on shit that don't work
Goddamn I can't wait to put you in the dirt
I will hunt you
I will shoot you
Yeah big bullets kill you
But all I need is a fuckin .22
Or I could catch you
Put you in a cage
Or while I'm in a rage
I could blow a hole in ya body with a 20 gauge
Listen
The point is if you threaten me
I'mma murder you
And I won't hold back
I'mma fuckin see it through
I got plenty land
I could make your body disappear
I won't need a hand
My gun shot's the last thing you'll ever hear
I will get your head popped
You'll wish you'd have stopped
But your just a faggot with a perm
So you'll never ever learn
BITCH
If you don't respect women
Next time you're fuckin swimmin
You will drown in the lake
At the bottom where you'll never ever wake
Bitch I'm comin round like a menace
Better call and say you penance
But you won't get out a whole sentence
Cause I ain't givin you a couple minutes
YOUR LIFE IS AT ITS END
