50 First Dates

I met this chick up for drinks Out in Beverly Hills We got a little too faded Ended back at my crib And fell asleep on my couch The next morning she was out We texted a few weeks But never seen her again I got this cute little thing Down at Long Beach State She get it done with one hand like she OBJ She want commitment and some love I'm like only dates So let me break down the game tape Play by play Number One Take an Uber man Don't ever drive Cuz by the end of the night She might offer you a ride If you play your cards right Tell her come inside Play some music, pour some wine Then she come alive Number two You ain't gotta be too rich But don't be cheap tho Take her somewhere she ain't never been Man that's the cheat code A little effort go a long way Be unique though Buy her flowers Compliment her outfit and her feet though I been in the streets Got some stains on my resume I done fucked some chicks That's uglier than Patrick Beverly People stay talking Reputation is ahead of me These hoes be too messy Baby act like a professional And please don't get me started On that nasty ass apartment Or the dirty ass carpet In the car that you be driving It got makeup, books and bras Like you be living in a parking lot I gotta get a tetanus shot For safety, if we fuck or not I met the baddie up for karaoke in Koreatown Sang a little Chris Brown Took her home and beat her down With my dick, not my hands tho. Dinner lit by candle We gone get it in Bitch I'm such a gentleman I be holding open doors I be pulling out chairs I be listening to problems I be acting like I care I'm like a port-a-potty Full of shit, at least I'm self aware I need another body doing it And I ain't playing fair I linked up with this girl I went to college with Online poppin shit Spur of the moment I'm a Popovich She wasn't fucking with ya boy back then So now I gotta hit Pride came before the fall and Damn I got a lot of it Man I'm out of it In a trance, dosed off Soon as I get a chance I'm a get her clothes off I forget her name by the time the door close Now I'm in the whip headed to the ho store Got no time for love but let's have fun Baby girl I'm on the way Close your eyes pretend that I'm the one Let me take you on a date Got no time for love but let's have fun Baby girl I'm on the way Close your eyes pretend that I'm the one Let me take you on a date