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TEXAS HOLD 'EM

by Beyoncé

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This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo) There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city) In the basement (in the basement), that shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty) Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin') Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah Ooh, one step to the right We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo) And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo) Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us) Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight) too cold to panic (cold to panic) All of the problems just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic) And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah Ooh, one step to the right We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice Ooh, you run to the left Just with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh So park your Lexus (hey), throw your keys up (hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around) And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo) And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me honey, too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a-, come take it to the floor now, ooh Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots To the floor now, ooh Tuck, back, oops (ooh, ooh, ooh) Shoot Come take it to the floor now, ooh And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too Furs, spurs, boots Solargenic, photogenic, shoot

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