Sail Away On The Sofa

Summer breeze and palm trees Are where I want to be But it's December and the fires embers are as close as we'll get to Fiji But I can wear my swimming trunks, and you can rock your two-piece Then we can drink coke and Rum and pretend we're in the Florida Keys, and we'll Sail away on the sofa The living room is our private beach, and When we get the notion I can rub your lotion where no one can see, and we'll Make love by the ocean When we sail away, sail away on the sofa Ooh hoo, yeah, sail away on the sofa. Yeah We'll light tiki torches on our front porch and watch the sun go down Make believe we're out at sea Right in the middle of town Then you can call me Captain Jack, and we'll go on a treasure hunt We'll find the kids Apple Jacks and spare change under the cushions, honey, when we Sail away on the sofa The living room is our private beach, and When we get the notion I can rub your lotion where no one can see, and we'll Make love by the ocean When we sail away, sail away on the sofa Ooh hoo, yeahhh, sail away on the sofa. Yeah Although it's cold outside It feels like August when you're holding me tight Who needs Hawaii We can have a luau anytime when we Sail away on the sofa The living room is our private beach, and When we get the notion I can rub your lotion where no one can see, and we'll Make love by the ocean When we sail away, sail away on the sofa Ooh hoo, yeahhh, sail away on the sofa Oooh, yeah, sail away on the sofa Oooh, yeah, sail away on the sofa Yeahhh