THE GREATEST SONG EVER CREATED.

Alright Yeah Today um, presented by, tripkittysolja is What the fuck is a tripkittysolja The greatest song, ever created I don't think so Not a single song has ever been better than this one I think he's talking out his ass Just got this drumkit from icyinternet Off of reddit I swear I find all my answers on reddit Google how to sip lean and then reddit show up I'm pouring a four up Talk shit I'll beat you up Talk shit I'll hit you in the face I'm a business man I carry a briefcase Hundred million dollars inside this briefcase Inside this briefcase there's a contract to sign your life away Inside this briefcase there's a contract to sign your rights away Inside this briefcase there's a knuckle sandwich You got terrible internet you got bad bandwidth I can't stand this so I sit down And then I stand back up and then I sit down again You are so lonely you got like no friends No friends having ass Always inside on the computer games go touch grass I'm trolling on the internet laughing my ass off I just copped a 27.5 Open the bag I realise that's 30 That means I can sell like 2.5 for 30 And then get another 1.5 with that 30 Mathematical I just popped a percy and now I start to itch Stinky boy you like a scratch and sniff Your breath stink Stink so bad you get bullied Get bullied so bad you need to go see a shrink So high that I can't even think You are like really ugly I think I don't actually know cause I'm too high to think This shit so hard this that dementia rap This shit so hard this that dementia rap I don't actually know cause I can't even think I'm off the Elon, I'm off the X Spent so much money on gambling now I'm in debt You lose 100% of the money that you don't get Won like 911 dollars never forget It's hot as fuck but I don't got no AC Bad bitch tweaking she got ADHD Watching my TV in 80HD That's like ultra clear Like 80K Went to the jeweler and I spent like 80K On some grills but my teeth decayed Logged onto rust and my base is decayed I pretend to be all good but I am not ok I saw a cute cat on YouTube so I give it a thumb I shared with a friend and I clicked the bell This song was already turnt but here's a bell Alright guys lets do verse two This kid just one tapped me in counter strike global offensive Just reported his ass he's going to regret it He had a 300,000 dollar inventory for what Now it's all gone Don't you ever peak mid with a deagle again My dad owns Steam My dad owns Microsoft My dad owns you My dad owns the U.S military You look like a silverback gorilla you're hairy Invest in a razor In the book of Guinness World Records you are the hairiest man And you fucking stink Consider showering Consider brushing your teeth Consider suicide Consider getting so high that you die Consider permanently saying goodbye this beat so fire I'm rapping sounding like eee-on-ung Uln on your eung then I'm fucking en-ul-un-am-el-uhh I don't think I have anything else to say This mother fucker again can you shut the fuck up If you guys liked the song make sure to smash like Here he go on his fucking Make sure to share it with 10 friends What are you a youtuber now We're on Spotify Leave a comment if you Shut up, shut up Just, shhh This was supposed to be like The teaser, for the, for the Fuck this bro I'm- I'm done, I'm done