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Kick Ass
by Pet Ghost
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Morning grandpa, wash your face
Smell the roses in the vase
If you sneeze, choked with tears
It's not your allergies, it's the years
You lose some, underneath your hat
But some you win, squeezed by your belt
It's a balance made in hell But you keep going.
Nothing has changed, nor ever will This dreamy child is in there still And all his dreams will be fulfilled,
Yes!
To someone else.
This is the bike you ride on (kick ass!)
This is the flame you fry on (kick ass!)
This is the deal you're signed on
Let it crawl up your -- (kick ass!)
This is the Porsche you're crashing (kick ass!)
The hotel room you're trashing (kick ass!)
This is your life that's flashing
Just let go.
Your old dreams are still in sight
In the bottom of your pint
If they get stuck in your throat
Wash it down with another shot
It's a cage you can't escape
Sell, renovate or shape
But as a modern ape
You keep going.
You're a fighter, heavy weight
You're the bouncer at the gate And all your fears will have to face You!
They'll walk right through.
This is the bike you ride on (kick ass!)
This is the flame you fry on (kick ass!)
This is the deal you're signed on
Let it crawl up your -- (kick ass!)
This is the Porsche you're crashing (kick ass!)
The hotel room you're trashing (kick ass!)
This is your life that's flashing
Just let go.
Morning grandpa, wash your face
Smell the roses in the vase
If you sneeze, choked with tears
It's not your allergies, it's the years
You lose some, underneath your hat
But some you win, squeezed by your belt
It's a balance made in hell But you keep going.
Nothing has changed, nor ever will This dreamy child is in there still And all his dreams will be fulfilled,
Yes!
To someone else.
This is the bike you ride on (kick ass!)
This is the flame you fry on (kick ass!)
This is the deal you're signed on
Let it crawl up your -- (kick ass!)
This is the Porsche you're crashing (kick ass!)
The hotel room you're trashing (kick ass!)
This is your life that's flashing
Just let go.
Your old dreams are still in sight
In the bottom of your pint
If they get stuck in your throat
Wash it down with another shot
It's a cage you can't escape
Sell, renovate or shape
But as a modern ape
You keep going.
You're a fighter, heavy weight
You're the bouncer at the gate And all your fears will have to face You!
They'll walk right through.
This is the bike you ride on (kick ass!)
This is the flame you fry on (kick ass!)
This is the deal you're signed on
Let it crawl up your -- (kick ass!)
This is the Porsche you're crashing (kick ass!)
The hotel room you're trashing (kick ass!)
This is your life that's flashing
Just let go.
