The Majors

Get the Auto-Tune out Mum Yeah uh Trouble with the trolley aye She got that Nice smile Nice hips She could probably bare some kids I been looking at women I never thought I had a chance with I got promoted I'm looking for a lady Someone that I can give Everything too Like a safety blitz I was batting one hundred Fielding bases in double a's Striking out every time that I stepped up to the plate Hit my stride in October when my luck finally changed Called me up to the Majors saying: "Barry man, you've got some game" So let me set you the scene Bottom of the ninth with our backs against the wall It was up to me Two strikes gone with the bases loaded and needing three I could see the pitchers hand, man I was going deep I swung that shit so hard it hit Camden Yards wall like you won't believe As I rounded the bases to cheers and applause I looked to the stands and all that I saw Were Goulds and Halls The seats, my entire bloodline had filled them all Everybody chanting MVP Everybody happy to see me succeed Cause all their lives led up to me And this moment I can't express all the joy I was feeling It was surreal and I tried to wake up cause I must have been dreaming I must have just seen it In cinema The guy who was labeled a failure was hitting a Grand slam On the biggest stage In the biggest game In front of his loved ones Without Juice, in a minute made All the depression and all of the tears From all the years Washing away You couldn't pay him Ohtani to wipe off the smile that plastered his face Approaching home base He spotted his grandpa's in the front row and he couldn't wait To tell them the tales of who he'd become And who he was yet to become If they Have faith Cardullla swings and fouls it off Towards the broadcast booth And I make the catch on the foul ball I am very proud of myself Boy am I impressive What a play by me Of course I'm not talking 'bout baseball No I ain't been swinging no bats I been Grinding to get both my feet on the ground And I'm hoping a woman would call me a catch I'm hoping that somebody notice my abs Or all of the Ks that I have been running I think I'd be better off showing a woman a part of my body she loves Like my Calves (Cavs) I've been Split in Half I was down like Three to One to Steph Somehow I came Back Now I got AD Like a support who never had Nothing I wanted I want it I get it I'm not making goals anymore Cause I said it And then I accomplish it weeks or months later I'm constantly moving the freighter No goalie can stop me No defence will pop me No I am not cocky No I am not Tommy DeVito I do live with my mum it's more like that she live with me though She cooking up cutlets l'm cooking like Daniel Marino I'm cooking like Daniel Marino Get it Cause of his restaurant In South Beach Where I took my talents Ahh You'll get it Welcome to Majors League Things I guess Hahaha Barry