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The Thing About Trains (feat. Jimi Tunnell)
by Jeff Glover
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I never got the thing about trains. I guess I wasn't going that far
And by the time I needed to be on down the road, I already knew how to hotwire a car
I don't want to ride on a train
They're always so smoky and loud
And hopping a moving boxcar is plainly insane
I never got the thing about trains
I won't be jumping out of a plane. To me it's just one of those things
If God had foreseen me falling from the sky, then I'd be supplied with a working pair of wings
It's hard enough to ride on a plane
A few of you know what I mean
Just give me a couple of cocktails and a good magazine
I won't be jumping out of a plane
But don't get me wrong, listening to this song
I've done my share of things I thought were risky
I've outrun the law, and gambled on love
And a time or two I drank myself way too much whiskey
But I never got the thing about trains
I never tried riding a bull. I'd rather cook and eat them instead
I'm not the kind to try things where I could wind up wounded
and chances seem good I'm gonna land on my head
I never tried riding a bull, unless you want to count my ex-wife
When it comes to bucking livestock, my dance card is full
I never tried riding a bull
But don't get me wrong, listening to this song
I've done my share of things I thought were risky
I've outrun the law, and gambled on love
And a time or two I drank myself way too much whiskey
But I never got the thing about trains
They're always so smoky and loud
And hopping a moving boxcar is plainly insane
I never got the thing about trains
I never got the thing about trains
I never got the thing about trains
I never got the thing about trains. I guess I wasn't going that far
And by the time I needed to be on down the road, I already knew how to hotwire a car
I don't want to ride on a train
They're always so smoky and loud
And hopping a moving boxcar is plainly insane
I never got the thing about trains
I won't be jumping out of a plane. To me it's just one of those things
If God had foreseen me falling from the sky, then I'd be supplied with a working pair of wings
It's hard enough to ride on a plane
A few of you know what I mean
Just give me a couple of cocktails and a good magazine
I won't be jumping out of a plane
But don't get me wrong, listening to this song
I've done my share of things I thought were risky
I've outrun the law, and gambled on love
And a time or two I drank myself way too much whiskey
But I never got the thing about trains
I never tried riding a bull. I'd rather cook and eat them instead
I'm not the kind to try things where I could wind up wounded
and chances seem good I'm gonna land on my head
I never tried riding a bull, unless you want to count my ex-wife
When it comes to bucking livestock, my dance card is full
I never tried riding a bull
But don't get me wrong, listening to this song
I've done my share of things I thought were risky
I've outrun the law, and gambled on love
And a time or two I drank myself way too much whiskey
But I never got the thing about trains
They're always so smoky and loud
And hopping a moving boxcar is plainly insane
I never got the thing about trains
I never got the thing about trains
I never got the thing about trains
