Song parody of
You Puttem All To Shame
by Sam Steffen
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You crossed a black cat's path when you encountered me
Somebody should have said this here was a carnival
The only way out again's back through the livingroom
Which you were just driven from on account of your destiny
You, with your vacant heart throwing your weight around
Just like you owned the joint or like you knew someone
Making your crass remarks into their fold-out smiles
As all of their watches chimed and somewhere a sailor drowned
Tears like a jet-streamed sky raking your made-up face
I caught a glimpse of you inside the hallway meer
You looked like a vagabond you looked like a stolen wife
Or what is the word for it? you looked simply out of place
And as the hostess rose shouting her lover's name
Crying for ornaments and for a tablecloth
I saw how you fell apart then gathered up yourself
You puttem all to shame, you puttem all to shame
Just as the matador flung off his captain's cape
In preparation for some kind of ritual
The astronaut cleared his throat as if he would make a toast
Then he restrained himself with a whole roll of plumber's tape
"I don't care what the bible says," shouted the bathroom stall
Addressing the minister distributing sacraments
Out of a purse he stole out of the parsonage
Pardoning pilferage at no extra charge at all
Back at the ranch meanwhile nobody'd moved a bone
The sheriff was flinging cards into a hangman's noose
The deputy watched a fly buzzin around the room
Drew back the velvet drapes looked out at a parking cone
A fat lady stood and belched saluted the flag and sang:
Somewhere a child is born somewhere a child dies
Nobody looks at you they don't think you're beautiful
But you puttem all to shame you puttem all to shame
You puttem all to shame, just like a needle plunging into a vein
That carries the antidote that's full of the cure from the heart to the brain
You puttem all to shame-
Lord Alfred makes his rounds handing out red balloons
Asking for tickets, please saying Please Watch Your Step
Producing a handkerchief dripping with turpentine
Peddling silverware and stopping to smell the fumes
The emperor's crown's been caught over the mantelpiece
A bystander claimed it was made out of mistletoe
Lonely men gathered round waiting for girls to come
The pianist blew trombone his requiem masterpiece
The sofa is filling up like it was a safety boat
With politician's wives and the offspring of janitors
There was a pack of dogs I think they were Sherlock Holmes'
Charging the drawbridge doors molesting an overcoat
And you in your pleated skirt looking so torn apart
How did your hair get wet? it's not even raining out
I could have kissed you then you would have hated me
You puttem all to shame, you puttem all to shame
Up at the podium the weatherman prophesies
All bets are off this year blaming technology
The postman has been delayed due to the hurricane
Just then some legs walked in in search of a centipede
The judge entered, wig-and-all some people stood and cheered
Others threw fruit at him others forget-me-nots
His gavel was in his hand his sword hanging by his side
His breath smelled of bubblegum bacon grease in his beard
And people have asked before what is it I see in you
I always respond to them well isn't it obvious?
You held a parasol under a chandelier
You lit your cigarette in the coals of a barbecue
It was your corkscrew gaze meeting my tailspin frame
That was the moment when I knew you were the one
They were the best of theirs you were no match for them
You put em all to shame you puttem all to shame
You puttem all to shame,
just like a lost child that nobody claims
Whose manifest radiance is offered to everyone and then goes down the drain
You crossed a black cat's path when you encountered me
Somebody should have said this here was a carnival
The only way out again's back through the livingroom
Which you were just driven from on account of your destiny
You, with your vacant heart throwing your weight around
Just like you owned the joint or like you knew someone
Making your crass remarks into their fold-out smiles
As all of their watches chimed and somewhere a sailor drowned
Tears like a jet-streamed sky raking your made-up face
I caught a glimpse of you inside the hallway meer
You looked like a vagabond you looked like a stolen wife
Or what is the word for it? you looked simply out of place
And as the hostess rose shouting her lover's name
Crying for ornaments and for a tablecloth
I saw how you fell apart then gathered up yourself
You puttem all to shame, you puttem all to shame
Just as the matador flung off his captain's cape
In preparation for some kind of ritual
The astronaut cleared his throat as if he would make a toast
Then he restrained himself with a whole roll of plumber's tape
"I don't care what the bible says," shouted the bathroom stall
Addressing the minister distributing sacraments
Out of a purse he stole out of the parsonage
Pardoning pilferage at no extra charge at all
Back at the ranch meanwhile nobody'd moved a bone
The sheriff was flinging cards into a hangman's noose
The deputy watched a fly buzzin around the room
Drew back the velvet drapes looked out at a parking cone
A fat lady stood and belched saluted the flag and sang:
Somewhere a child is born somewhere a child dies
Nobody looks at you they don't think you're beautiful
But you puttem all to shame you puttem all to shame
You puttem all to shame, just like a needle plunging into a vein
That carries the antidote that's full of the cure from the heart to the brain
You puttem all to shame-
Lord Alfred makes his rounds handing out red balloons
Asking for tickets, please saying Please Watch Your Step
Producing a handkerchief dripping with turpentine
Peddling silverware and stopping to smell the fumes
The emperor's crown's been caught over the mantelpiece
A bystander claimed it was made out of mistletoe
Lonely men gathered round waiting for girls to come
The pianist blew trombone his requiem masterpiece
The sofa is filling up like it was a safety boat
With politician's wives and the offspring of janitors
There was a pack of dogs I think they were Sherlock Holmes'
Charging the drawbridge doors molesting an overcoat
And you in your pleated skirt looking so torn apart
How did your hair get wet? it's not even raining out
I could have kissed you then you would have hated me
You puttem all to shame, you puttem all to shame
Up at the podium the weatherman prophesies
All bets are off this year blaming technology
The postman has been delayed due to the hurricane
Just then some legs walked in in search of a centipede
The judge entered, wig-and-all some people stood and cheered
Others threw fruit at him others forget-me-nots
His gavel was in his hand his sword hanging by his side
His breath smelled of bubblegum bacon grease in his beard
And people have asked before what is it I see in you
I always respond to them well isn't it obvious?
You held a parasol under a chandelier
You lit your cigarette in the coals of a barbecue
It was your corkscrew gaze meeting my tailspin frame
That was the moment when I knew you were the one
They were the best of theirs you were no match for them
You put em all to shame you puttem all to shame
You puttem all to shame,
just like a lost child that nobody claims
Whose manifest radiance is offered to everyone and then goes down the drain