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Too Broke // Bonus Track (Live from "The Commode")
by Evan Northington
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There's a cigarette stench on my tee shirt
Can't find my clothes and I'm late for work
I'm sure enough waking up with a snowed nose
Ashtrays laying in my coffee cup
Socks are on backwards there's a half a can of snuff
I just coughed up guessed my dreams just needed a buzz
But they've been buzzing like a buzzard floating round' just waiting for lunch
And one these days my alarm will ring
I'll hit the snooze button like an answering machine
But for now I'm forced to wake up
That's the price you pay when your too broke to give a fuck
Too broke to give a fuck
(fuck yea)
My daddy hates cussing especially in my songs he can't sent them to his friends to sing along
So I send them to my buddies they smoke em' if you smoke em'
Think about god, he's probably said fuck, cussing ain't bad and haft the time it rhymes
I'm just floating with words and a worm will pull down a bobber
So I'll slip a fuck and shit in watching bobbers in Autumn on the Cahaba
And one these days my alarm will ring
I'll hit the snooze button like an answering machine
But for now I'm forced to wake up
That's the price you pay when your too broke to give a fuck
Too broke to give a fuck
That's the price you pay when your too broke to give a fuck
We're too broke to give a fuck
There's a cigarette stench on my tee shirt
Can't find my clothes and I'm late for work
I'm sure enough waking up with a snowed nose
Ashtrays laying in my coffee cup
Socks are on backwards there's a half a can of snuff
I just coughed up guessed my dreams just needed a buzz
But they've been buzzing like a buzzard floating round' just waiting for lunch
And one these days my alarm will ring
I'll hit the snooze button like an answering machine
But for now I'm forced to wake up
That's the price you pay when your too broke to give a fuck
Too broke to give a fuck
(fuck yea)
My daddy hates cussing especially in my songs he can't sent them to his friends to sing along
So I send them to my buddies they smoke em' if you smoke em'
Think about god, he's probably said fuck, cussing ain't bad and haft the time it rhymes
I'm just floating with words and a worm will pull down a bobber
So I'll slip a fuck and shit in watching bobbers in Autumn on the Cahaba
And one these days my alarm will ring
I'll hit the snooze button like an answering machine
But for now I'm forced to wake up
That's the price you pay when your too broke to give a fuck
Too broke to give a fuck
That's the price you pay when your too broke to give a fuck
We're too broke to give a fuck
