Farm Deeds (Done Cheep)

She keeps three plants on the windowsill By the kitchen sink Sometimes she will Shred up a sponge on that cheese shredder thing Then down the drain goes her wedding ring So she called the Roto-Rooter with the long snake device And by the time they were done She could feel all the lice Crawling around The hairs on her arm It reminded her of the green acres farm And with herds and herds of small black sheep She never could stand working for that creep She punched his face instead of the clock But she got fired before the crow could cock a doodle-doo She climbed up a tall set of stairs to the top And around a thousand steps she was tempted to stop But she kept climbing like a squirrel looking for seeds She softly sang a song about the dirty deeds And how she would perform them I believe she said dirt cheap She got up on the rooftop and she sang a song for Pete And one for his friend, he was more like a slave You know they worked that feller like a surfer works a wave He carried all the luggage, the cameras and food He took care of all the horses, he kept them fed and shoed He never rode them hard, he never put them away wet If the horse ain't feeling good, well his sister, she's a vet Pete he's doing great, he's still farming for food Living off the grid and on the farm, he is such a groovy dude He's set in the sea of time, everyone's a minnow And don't forget to put three plants in your window And give a bit to charity and give a bit to Jah It's such a sweet philosophy, it should be made a law Look out for helicopters and black SUVs Don't walk under a ladder or you might catch a disease It's too wet to plow, I ain't got time to dance Green acres farm might be hell But at least we don't have to dance