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The People-Eating Garden (Off West Aberdeen)
by Joshua David Mitchell
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I've got a garden in the square
Unlike one anywhere
The things that happen there
Are so depraved you won't believe it
All the flowers have the tendency
No, it's more of a dependency
Not on rain or sun or air so fresh
But on the sweet and supple taste of human flesh
It's a people-eating garden
Where the buttercups butter up you
It's a people-eating garden
It's so beautiful when it's in bloom
The petunias and the orchids
Eat the children nosing around
And as they chomp on more and more kids
You get used to the screaming sounds
So whether you wanna see nature's food chain
Get ripped apart at the seams
Or just a range of the strangest hydrangeas you've seen
Go to the people-eating garden
Off west Aberdeen
Yes, it's quite the striking sight
You could say it's got real bite
While it's clearly a delight
The board of public safety has their opinions
But just follow my exact advice
You will see the garden's very nice
Just read the rules and regulations through
And you won't find a lily or lilac attackin' you
Oh, it's a people-eating garden
But those people don't have to be you
You can outlive your friends and neighbors
If you do what I tell you to
No sandals or open toes
Lest the ivy take a chew
And never stick your nose in the face of a rose
Or the rose may take the nose off of the face of you
I'm talkin' just plain simple common sense here
I've done my research in books, magazines
I've got azalea paraphernalia practically up to my knees
To run my people-eating garden
Off west Aberdeen
Now I'll admit
I've grown a bit
Obsessed with my lovely flowers
And it's true
That one or two
Folks I know have been devoured
But that's part of the risk, that's part of the fun
It's all part of the question, should you look, smell, or run
It's not a bug, it's a feature, it's a feature attraction
Come step up and see the murder garden in action
'Cause a humble daffodil
Wouldn't give you half the thrill
That a man-eating tulip will
People crave a dash of blood and horror
And we all love the tingly brush of fear
And where else could you go but here
To get eaten by a garden hedge
That's what we in the biz like to call a competitive edge
Oh, it's a people-eating garden
Where what's dyin' on the vine is you
It's a people-eating garden
It's a botanical satanical zoo
The zinnia's insidious
They put the carnage in carnation
And what the lavender does is hideous
Just last week - oh the headlines
It was quite the sensation
So come on down to the garden
Bring the fam and survey the greens
Where the amaryllis wants to kill us in a way most obscene
And the marigold caused hysterical fuss the day it ate the teens
Splattering brains across the strangest hydrangeas ever seen
At the people-eating garden
At the people-eating garden
At the people-eating garden off west Aberdeen
Deen, dee-dee-dee-deen
At the people-eating garden off west Aberdeen
I've got a garden in the square
Unlike one anywhere
The things that happen there
Are so depraved you won't believe it
All the flowers have the tendency
No, it's more of a dependency
Not on rain or sun or air so fresh
But on the sweet and supple taste of human flesh
It's a people-eating garden
Where the buttercups butter up you
It's a people-eating garden
It's so beautiful when it's in bloom
The petunias and the orchids
Eat the children nosing around
And as they chomp on more and more kids
You get used to the screaming sounds
So whether you wanna see nature's food chain
Get ripped apart at the seams
Or just a range of the strangest hydrangeas you've seen
Go to the people-eating garden
Off west Aberdeen
Yes, it's quite the striking sight
You could say it's got real bite
While it's clearly a delight
The board of public safety has their opinions
But just follow my exact advice
You will see the garden's very nice
Just read the rules and regulations through
And you won't find a lily or lilac attackin' you
Oh, it's a people-eating garden
But those people don't have to be you
You can outlive your friends and neighbors
If you do what I tell you to
No sandals or open toes
Lest the ivy take a chew
And never stick your nose in the face of a rose
Or the rose may take the nose off of the face of you
I'm talkin' just plain simple common sense here
I've done my research in books, magazines
I've got azalea paraphernalia practically up to my knees
To run my people-eating garden
Off west Aberdeen
Now I'll admit
I've grown a bit
Obsessed with my lovely flowers
And it's true
That one or two
Folks I know have been devoured
But that's part of the risk, that's part of the fun
It's all part of the question, should you look, smell, or run
It's not a bug, it's a feature, it's a feature attraction
Come step up and see the murder garden in action
'Cause a humble daffodil
Wouldn't give you half the thrill
That a man-eating tulip will
People crave a dash of blood and horror
And we all love the tingly brush of fear
And where else could you go but here
To get eaten by a garden hedge
That's what we in the biz like to call a competitive edge
Oh, it's a people-eating garden
Where what's dyin' on the vine is you
It's a people-eating garden
It's a botanical satanical zoo
The zinnia's insidious
They put the carnage in carnation
And what the lavender does is hideous
Just last week - oh the headlines
It was quite the sensation
So come on down to the garden
Bring the fam and survey the greens
Where the amaryllis wants to kill us in a way most obscene
And the marigold caused hysterical fuss the day it ate the teens
Splattering brains across the strangest hydrangeas ever seen
At the people-eating garden
At the people-eating garden
At the people-eating garden off west Aberdeen
Deen, dee-dee-dee-deen
At the people-eating garden off west Aberdeen