Pathetic Coward Narcissist Loser

Hi, I'm the Prophet Obblonge I'm better in every conceivable way than the tiny penis Racist hate group member, fat fucking slob you are currently living with Smarter, more attractive physically, funnier, penis more than twice his size and girth As reported So much better at participating in sexual activities it isn't even in the same category Your best friend, your equal, the blue eyed boy next door that you told your Family was your soulmate when you were 18 and I was 8 Your perfect counterpart Compassionate and loving An infinite attention span, stimulating conversation list We don't have to modify our speech to communicate You are the most intelligent person I have ever met You are truly the sexiest woman to ever exist Brown hair, hazel eyes, petite, looking up to kiss me Please bring yourself, the clothes you are wearing, and a case of zip fizz You know what's really awesome about this I mean way fucking cool That the pathetic coward narcissist loser Thomas Wayne Randle A man with a very tiny penis, can't complain or say anything What's he gonna do, sue me By all means, man That would be ultra neato Bring me free publicity As it is, I've got to generate it all Juggle and eat fire and balance balls on my nose If he could just sue me publicists would line up like ambulance chasers and insure a nice Clean high-def live camera on Patty as she reads her gospel on a witness stand And then leaves the courtroom with me And we have a season of a reality show She's photogenic for sure I'm not horribly asymmetrical And he's a genuine monster He looks exactly like a picture of everything I'm accusing him of in a dictionary She doesn't use certain words and I only use them That's funny And neither of us ever shut up Someone else has got to edit that dialogue, man That is not my job I think I've figured out a way, he intoned Sounding almost bored, or maybe reminiscing about the process that led up to it To erase the ability of the human species to feel happiness, within a few generations She is naked, lying in a bathtub full of now room-temperature water, headphones on and head Listing to one side She opens her eyes and stares at the line where the water meets the side of the tub Neither a smile nor a grimace expresses itself on her petite lips Complete refusal to learn from mistakes or accidental successes Step on the head of the one in front of you and sink it underwater as you ford the brook Take and immediately destroy and irresponsibly dispose of Replacing the sadistic pain and suffering caused to others In the place where happiness from accomplishment and empathy could have been fostered A wannabe demon, not real evil Real evil is actually a threat on a mass scale That can only occur with the stealth of hiding in plain sight while wearing a sandwich ad sign Being able to shove packaged food into one's mouth does not impress the recruiters On either side of the moral conflict If demons exist and eat souls, then Tommy and his lookalikes are still quite safe Nothing to see here, just plaster garden gnomes I would rather be temporarily conjoined with a rotting dog carcass than to ever touch Pamela's skin again To think I was inside her even once putrefies every fiber of my being To even touch the event horizon of such a black hole of selfishness Is to encounter something so misshapen it defies categorization in a human mind The purest form of monstrosity from a Lovecraftian nightmare My neighbor Pamela has the second ugliest pussy I've ever seen At 44 years of age I estimate my senses have reported to my brain highly detailed images Of about, very rough estimate, 2 million pussies Slightly less than 100 experienced in person, the rest through magazine and video feed I have a valid opinion on this subject and could type many more delightful Sentences discussing pussies Poor underachieving Pamela Couldn't even come first in an ugly pussy contest He only buys porn with brand names like Penthouse and Hustler Even though he has cohabitated, in separate rooms of course, with a goddess for 18 years Even though she hates it and she pleads with him that it's degrading He still insists on never getting a blowjob Instead he'll pretend, like he always does, that he's someone else, someone he thinks is cool And insists on masturbating in her hair and on her face Because sex to him, everything to him And I speak of the pathetic coward narcissist loser Thomas Wayne Randle Is a desperate lie where he pretends he has power and is somehow important Even though the man has never once had an original thought in his entire wasted existence A waster of life and time 28 years of Rogaine with Minoxidil, an ingredient found in laboratory rat urine Both crying for and resenting his mumma, sexually stimulated by his memories of when she'd spank him Everyone, your entire life, has been trying desperately to teach you to have any qualities Whatsoever that anyone, anywhere, could ever desire You are unlovable No one would ever desire your company Repulsive Repugnant You need to be recycled down to base materials Molecules, atoms Maybe you should be obliterated to the subatomic level The farthest you can be dissipated, to eliminate your disease Defectiveness such as yours must be erased utterly You fail to value anything that is of worth You have a limited unknown amount of time and choose to spend it in a Constant state of panic, concerned with possibilities that only Manifest due to your placing of artificial structures over the objective facts of the Reality outside of your subjective experience You do realize that there is a subjective and an objective reality, correct That what you think of at any given moment is not real You don't, do you Our patience is growing short You have extremely little time left to reconcile your discrepancy in viewpoint You will not be told again This is your fucking chance If you need help, ask Failure to do so will result in the termination of you, the problem Well actually the goal is to replace all the jobs with a computer Because all jobs are menial aren't they Then once all the menial tasks are taken care of Then we'll have only really important questions to solve all together as a group, won't we Like death, and what the universe is really made out of, what gravity and magnetism actually is And not just how to use it or measure it Things of that nature Instead of being concerned about your menial jobs Maybe you should help replace them because you weren't born to work You weren't born to have an occupation Were you