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Real Live Puppy
by Amber Lawrence
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Where d'ya put the batteries in a puppy?
I can't even see a spot they'd fit
He's the best present ever
But he can't last forever
He's using battery power pretty quick
Mummy says that I don't need to worry
Don't need to charge him up
Or plug him in the wall
Just gotta love him, kiss and hug him
Take extra good care of him
Just let him go and he'll go fetch my ball
Cos he's a real-life puppy
And I'm a real lucky kid
Yeah, he's a real-life puppy
And I'm a real lucky kid
Santa picked him for me from the lost and found
My little puppy has a happy home now
Daddy says we gotta wash him
And be careful not to squash him
When we're rolling on the carpet in the lounge
I've gotta pick a name for my puppy
Is he Fido, Spot, or Bustermaybe Mate?
When I call him he'll come running
Little tail a' wagging
Jump up in my arms
And lick my face
Cos he's a real-life puppy
And I'm a real lucky kid
Yeah, he's a real-life puppy
and guess what the batteries don't fit
Where d'ya put the batteries in a puppy?
I can't even see a spot they'd fit
He's the best present ever
But he can't last forever
He's using battery power pretty quick
Mummy says that I don't need to worry
Don't need to charge him up
Or plug him in the wall
Just gotta love him, kiss and hug him
Take extra good care of him
Just let him go and he'll go fetch my ball
Cos he's a real-life puppy
And I'm a real lucky kid
Yeah, he's a real-life puppy
And I'm a real lucky kid
Santa picked him for me from the lost and found
My little puppy has a happy home now
Daddy says we gotta wash him
And be careful not to squash him
When we're rolling on the carpet in the lounge
I've gotta pick a name for my puppy
Is he Fido, Spot, or Bustermaybe Mate?
When I call him he'll come running
Little tail a' wagging
Jump up in my arms
And lick my face
Cos he's a real-life puppy
And I'm a real lucky kid
Yeah, he's a real-life puppy
and guess what the batteries don't fit