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Rapid
by Decency
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I'm here to put your bitch to sleep, you stupid fucks keep trollin' me
I don't really like the way that he rolls his words all up on a beat
I kinda think his flow is a replica of Slim Shady
Don't fuckin' think too much, your earholes might get hot from all the steam
Gunpowder inside my book so much louder, I wasn't shook with the way you aim and
Pull on a trigger, you missed the shot you took
And maybe if you could spit a bar that's hard, you'd have got a look, but, nah, bro
I just cook up the chicken, you know this shit is lean
Not the cough syrup in a cup but the fuckin' protein
Y'all are flow biters and I'm so tired
Man, shut the fuck up, bro. Are you retarded
There's only so many ways you can fit words to a beat
You can't own a fuckin' cadence. Grow the fuck up
I got rhymes to spit either on the rhythm or off the rhythm
It's a rectangular prism, the way you get trapped inside my basement
You but with Joe and Love, there was so much love between them
It's a real fuckin' shame that with me and you, it's just a lot of hatred
Parking lot in front of my complex is off the fuckin' chain
Towing the vehicles, if they haven't paid, they rearrange
I had to pay a dollar fifty for gettin' tipsy and the itsy-bitsy spider
Don' bit the debit, right out my card
Now my bank is hurtin', I'm fairly certain
I'll close them curtains, can't live a regular life
So I think I'll just join the service, I got zero options
The nine, the Glock is a-tickin', tockin'
Rent is an economic anomaly, at least to me
I'm wanna break things, basket casing
Perspirating, fuckin' crazy
Peanut Butter Reese's, chokin' on feces
Eating shit is what I do when you leave me be
I'm in my own way, homie, no way
I'm a compilation of all my problems that have come to bite me
All the things I've done that have been done
Buffet, they come to eat me
I'm, I'm, I'm a fuckin' platter
That's what's the matter, resume the chatter
I'm, I'm, I'm gonna leave, I'm climbin' on a tree
I can count to three, man, don't you see
I am Abercrombie, and you're the Fitch
You's a fuckin' bitch
Pull the switch, control the bishop
Cold on the totem pole, I roll into church
And run this shit with blasphemy, I'm a soulless witch
This is my broomstick, you can look at it
But don't touch my dick, cause I'm a sexual addict
I see your tits, and I bust too quick, it's sick
But I would rather it that way than see a Therapist, I'm Atticus Finch
And I can get you off with a nipple pinch
The Grinch and Cindy Lou, because you love me, but I tolerate you
Don't get emotional, bro, I'm gonna leave, cause Tyler ate you
That was my pussy
Carotid artery, you're blocking me
Who fuckin' need it? Not me
You're rocky, crockin' like pottery
A crock pot with batteries
I can cook you while I'm traveling
Would you rather me battering you with a baseball bat
You're mad at me, cause I'm taking off like you at work and
Now it's my fault that your vault is lacking
So tragically, what you think? It
Should magically fill right up like a bag of pee, catheter style?
Fuck you, bitch
I was gonna pay you a visit, but now I'm sick of it
Osama Bin Laden, mixed with Mary Poppins
I'm poppin' you, hoppin' you, boom, take a shot at you
Flipping you, robbing you, nothin' that you can do
Batman, the racket
I'm flicking the packet
So, take it or pack it
Don't forget a jacket
I'm sick of the racket
I'm Kickin' it, Jack
And I don't want you back. and
I know I'm a hypocrite, bitch, you can stick it
I'm putting a pin in it
You put a fork in it
Little dorky, punk ass, lame ass, faggot
I'm just kidding, homie
You know I love you
I'm here to put your bitch to sleep, you stupid fucks keep trollin' me
I don't really like the way that he rolls his words all up on a beat
I kinda think his flow is a replica of Slim Shady
Don't fuckin' think too much, your earholes might get hot from all the steam
Gunpowder inside my book so much louder, I wasn't shook with the way you aim and
Pull on a trigger, you missed the shot you took
And maybe if you could spit a bar that's hard, you'd have got a look, but, nah, bro
I just cook up the chicken, you know this shit is lean
Not the cough syrup in a cup but the fuckin' protein
Y'all are flow biters and I'm so tired
Man, shut the fuck up, bro. Are you retarded
There's only so many ways you can fit words to a beat
You can't own a fuckin' cadence. Grow the fuck up
I got rhymes to spit either on the rhythm or off the rhythm
It's a rectangular prism, the way you get trapped inside my basement
You but with Joe and Love, there was so much love between them
It's a real fuckin' shame that with me and you, it's just a lot of hatred
Parking lot in front of my complex is off the fuckin' chain
Towing the vehicles, if they haven't paid, they rearrange
I had to pay a dollar fifty for gettin' tipsy and the itsy-bitsy spider
Don' bit the debit, right out my card
Now my bank is hurtin', I'm fairly certain
I'll close them curtains, can't live a regular life
So I think I'll just join the service, I got zero options
The nine, the Glock is a-tickin', tockin'
Rent is an economic anomaly, at least to me
I'm wanna break things, basket casing
Perspirating, fuckin' crazy
Peanut Butter Reese's, chokin' on feces
Eating shit is what I do when you leave me be
I'm in my own way, homie, no way
I'm a compilation of all my problems that have come to bite me
All the things I've done that have been done
Buffet, they come to eat me
I'm, I'm, I'm a fuckin' platter
That's what's the matter, resume the chatter
I'm, I'm, I'm gonna leave, I'm climbin' on a tree
I can count to three, man, don't you see
I am Abercrombie, and you're the Fitch
You's a fuckin' bitch
Pull the switch, control the bishop
Cold on the totem pole, I roll into church
And run this shit with blasphemy, I'm a soulless witch
This is my broomstick, you can look at it
But don't touch my dick, cause I'm a sexual addict
I see your tits, and I bust too quick, it's sick
But I would rather it that way than see a Therapist, I'm Atticus Finch
And I can get you off with a nipple pinch
The Grinch and Cindy Lou, because you love me, but I tolerate you
Don't get emotional, bro, I'm gonna leave, cause Tyler ate you
That was my pussy
Carotid artery, you're blocking me
Who fuckin' need it? Not me
You're rocky, crockin' like pottery
A crock pot with batteries
I can cook you while I'm traveling
Would you rather me battering you with a baseball bat
You're mad at me, cause I'm taking off like you at work and
Now it's my fault that your vault is lacking
So tragically, what you think? It
Should magically fill right up like a bag of pee, catheter style?
Fuck you, bitch
I was gonna pay you a visit, but now I'm sick of it
Osama Bin Laden, mixed with Mary Poppins
I'm poppin' you, hoppin' you, boom, take a shot at you
Flipping you, robbing you, nothin' that you can do
Batman, the racket
I'm flicking the packet
So, take it or pack it
Don't forget a jacket
I'm sick of the racket
I'm Kickin' it, Jack
And I don't want you back. and
I know I'm a hypocrite, bitch, you can stick it
I'm putting a pin in it
You put a fork in it
Little dorky, punk ass, lame ass, faggot
I'm just kidding, homie
You know I love you