God, That's Good! [London 2012]

Ladies and gentlemen May I have your attention, please? Are your nostrils a-quivering, tingling As well at that delicate, luscious ambrosial smell? Yes they are, I can tell Well, ladies and gentlemen That aroma enriching the breeze Is like nothing compared to its succulent source As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course Ladies and gentlemen You can't imagine the rapture in store Just inside of this door! There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies Savory and sweet pies As you'll see You who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies Conjure up the treat pies Used to be! Over here, boy, how about some ale? Let me have another, laddie! (Tell me, are they flavorsome?) Right away (they are) Could we have some service over here, boy? (Could we have some service, waiter?) What about that pie, boy? (God that's good!) Thruppence for a meat pie? Toby! Coming! 'Scuse me Ale, there! Right, Mum! Quick now! God, that's good! Nice to see you, dearie How have you been keeping? Cor, me bones is weary! Toby, one for the gentleman! Hear the birdies cheeping Helps to keep it cheery Toby! Throw the old woman out! God, that's good! What's your pleasure, dearie? No, we don't cut slices Cor, me eyes is bleary! Toby! None for the gentleman! I could up me prices I'm a little leery Business couldn't be better, though God, that's good! Knock on wood Psst! Excuse me Psst! Dear, see to the customers Psst! Yes, what, love? Quick, though, the trade is brisk But it's six o'clock! So it's six o'clock It was due to arrive At a quarter to five And it's six o'clock! And it's probably already down the block! It'll be here, it'll be here! (I've been waiting all day!) Have a beaker of beer But it should have been here (and stop worrying, dear) By now! Now, now (more hot pies!) Will you wait there cooly (you'll come back when it comes) 'Cause my customers truly are getting unruly And what's your pleasure, dearie? Oops! I beg your pardon! Just me hands is smeary Toby! Run for the gentleman! Don't you love a garden? Always makes me teary Must be one of them foreigners God, that's good! That is delicious! What's my secret Frankly, dear, forgive my candor Family secret All to do with herbs Things like being careful with your coriander That's what makes the gravy grander! More hot pies! More hot! More pies! Psst! Excuse me Psst! Dear, see to the customers Psst! What, love? Quick, though, the trade is brisk But it's here! It's where? Coming up the stair! I'll get rid of this lot As they're still pretty hot And then I'll be there! (It's about to be opened or don't you care?) No, I'll be there! I will be there! (But, we have to prepare!) But they'll never be sold If I let 'em get cold And, oh! Incidentally, dearie You know Mrs. Mooney Sales've been so dreary Toby! Poor thing is penniless What about that loony? Lookin' sort of beery Oh, well, got her comeuppance And that'll be thruppence and God, that's good, that is de- (so she should) Have you -licious ever tasted smell such Oh my God, what more that's pies good! Ooh, ooh Is that a chair fit for a king A wondrous neat (it's gorgeous!) And most particular chair? (It's gorgeous) You tell me where Is there a seat Can half compare (it's perfect!) With this particular thing! (It's gorgeous!) I have a few Minor adjustments (you make your few) To make (minor adjustments) They'll take A moment (you take your time) I'll call you (I'll go see to the customers) I have another friend Is that a pie fit for a king A wondrous sweet (it's gorgeous!) And most particular thing? (It's gorgeous!) (Yum!) You see, ma'am, why There is no meat pie Can compete (it's perfect!) (Yum!) With this delectable pie! (It's gorgeous!) (Yum!) The crust all velvety and wavy (Yum! Yum!) That glaze, those crimps (Yum! Yum!) And then the thick, succulent gravy (Yum! Yum!) (And now to test) One whiff, one glimpse (Yum! Yum!) (This best of barber chairs) So thick (so tender) (yum!) (It's time) It makes you sick (that you surrender) (It's time) Psst! Excuse me Psst! Dear, see to the customers Psst! Yes, what, love? Quick, now! Me heart's aflutter! When I pound the floor When you pound the floor It's a signal to show That I'm ready to go (yes, you told me, I know) When I pound the floor! You'll be ready to go When you pound the floor Will you trust me? I just want to be sure (Will you trust me?) I'll be waiting below When I'm certain that you're in place (for the whistle to blow) I'll pound three times Three times And then you Three times If you Exactly More hot pies! Gawd! More hot! Right! More pies! Psst! More! Wait! Psst! More hot pies! More hot! More pies! More! Hot! Pies! Eat them slow and Feel the crust, how thin she/I rolled it Eat them slow, 'cause Every one's a prize! Eat them slow, 'cause That's the lot and now we've sold it! Come again tomorrow! Hold it! More hot pies! Bless my eyes! Right this way, sir Fresh supplies! How about it, dearie? (Is that a pie) (Yum!) Be here in a twinkling (fit for a king) (Yum!) Just confirms my theory (a wondrous sweet) (Yum!) Toby! (And most delectable thing?) (Yum! Yum!) God watches over us Didn't have an inkling (you see, Mum?) (Yum!) Positively eerie (why there is no meat pie?) (Yum!) Toby! Throw the old woman out! God, that's good that is de- have you -Licious ever tasted smell such Oh my God, what perfect more that's Pies such flavor God, that's good!