Then I Said... (Trap Mix)

The party was grand, the music was nice, drinks were fine I knew that had I wanted I could find anyone to wine and to dine! However, this night had a very particular design So, I walked right up to the mayor of Los Demonios I punched the old man in the eye, then I said "Down on the ground if you scumbags want to keep being scumbags!" "You'd better listen to him, man, he's constantly making scumbags not scumbags!" Tied 'em up, placed a key a couple feet from the nearest person Then, I teleported to my perch, their presence merely a diversion! Few people in the bank that day Made me super relieved, I had bills to pay, ha, ha, ha! I tapped the guy in front of me on the shoulder, then I looked away Returning each time he got a 'tude on his face When he pulled his fists, I tripped him and said "You move your pinky toe, Bucko, and you're dead! "Down on the ground if you scumbags want to keep being scumbags!" "You'd better listen to him, man, he's constantly making scumbags not scumbags!" Tied 'em up, placed a key a couple feet from the nearest person Teleported to my perch, their presence merely a diversion Down in the Underdark, full of creatures untamed Where everyone's fighting for a name in the game Came across a troll, real bulky and mean Trying to shake down some Dark Elves, it was quite the scene! I snapped my fingers, his club turned to mist Said, "That's your warning, pal, now cease and desist!" The Dark Elves started in the poor troll again, saying "Ha, you're dead!" So I drew my modified .50 cal sidearm, trained it on them, and I said "Don't make another move or this ends in regret You heard me once, and I'm not done yet! "Down on the ground if you scumbags want to keep being scumbags!" "You'd better listen to him, man, he's constantly making scumbags not be scumbags!" Tied 'em up, placed a key a couple feet from the nearest Elf-person I teleported into the vault, their presence merely a diversion! Ha, yeah, I got a high value target who's comin' up, right here Oh, just quit your whinin', any second he'll be showin' up, made that crystal clear! Ain't like you treat me like a whole person, I'm more than an assassin Though you might prove me wrong if you keep up your harassin'! Oh, I said, "Down on the ground if you find yourself in a position to want to keep up your scumbaggin' All I was gonna suggest was a highly mandatory meeting held my people who wanna stop scumbaggin'! What, you think I'm going to resort to violence if it's not strictly on the professional? Guess you thought my success was fleeting, but sillygoose, I'm omni-directional! "Oh, down on the ground if you scumbags want to keep being scumbags!" "Dude, you'd better listen to him, he's constantly making scumbags not be scumbags!" Tied 'em up, placed a key a couple feet from the nearest person Teleported to my perch, their presence just my diversion! "Yeah, sick of bein' tripped up, you understand? Yeah, all I'm doin' is playin' my sleight of hand! "Down on the ground if you scumbags want to keep being scumbags!" "You'd better listen to him, man, he's constantly making scumbags not scumbags, yeah!"